Immediately upon spawning, ghost into red portal Walk over to paint, turn the paint red (pink+yellow), and dunk yourself While in the paint, start walking to the left and ghost at the same time, then unghost to land on the playroom roof (and keep walking to the left) Right before falling off of the left side if the playroom roof, ghost and collect the 5 coin, then unghost once outside of the playroom (this will take a bit of practice) Jump up to hit the chain reaction block Ghost down into arcade Play pong (win, lose, and rally in a game) (walk back and forth when waiting for the ball to travel) Play Avoider (lose at exactly 20 or as close to 20 if unlucky with ball spawns) While waiting, jump in small gap and click achievements, scroll the achievements up and down with the respective arrows, scroll all the way to bottom using the bar Play Space invaders (win) Play Space invaders again, but leave it alone this time Make the inputs (Q, S, H, M, Z+X, C+Y, S+B, up+down, spacebar, click quality, click sound, click hint, click map) Stay still for 5 seconds and wait for Arcade Addict before leaving arcade When leaving arcade, hold up and jump through the menu button (as long as you’re jumping, the menu button shouldn’t activate) Ghost into cyan portal Complete the maze and wait for maze duration achievements Go through yellow portal and collect coin 4 Run off the building roof Ghost into the red portal, run to the left, and ghost into the lamp Climb back up to the lamp When hitting the lamp the second time, jump into the lamp, touch the wall on the right side of the lamp, and then turn around and hit the lamp again. This will register two lamp hits when done right. Turn green in the slime shower and run over the water shower Turn the party lights on and then off Get the color block achievements (using shift to make hitting blocks easier is optional) Enter brown portal and immediately go back through Ghost down and collect coin 8 Jump into the “Reset Tubs” button, and land on the “On” button. Reset the water when it’s filled to about 1.5 lines up. Land back of the “On” button. Fill the tank up all the way (Optional: Press the "exit" button here to make exiting the game, which will be done next, faster. However, this strat only saves real time and not in-game time.) Walk over from the building and ghost jump from the end of the roof of the Pink Zone to the bottom floor of the playroom Ghost onto the “Save” button, quit, and then reenter Ghost into the red portal Walk straight to the paint switches, hit the pink and cyan switches, and jump into the paint to turn blue After turning blue, jump up, jump over the first two switches and hit the pink switch Jump back into the tub Jump up and hit the cyan switch Walk into the tub (Salt Shaker) Jump out, hit all three switches, and fall in the tub (Pepper Shaker) Jump out, hit the cyan and yellow switches ONLY, and climb the steps into the Observatory Ghost into the Fan Conqueror’s Room Turn off the fan and turn on the rainbow bridge Touch the fan Turn the fan back on Jump into the fan’s breeze, get blown away a little bit, and then jump into the fan’s breeze and ghost to get on top of the fan Walk on the Rainbow Bridge Ghost onto the second-to-top step of the Observatory Jump onto the highest step while hugging the right wall to fill out a map panel Jump up to the entrance into the Secret Room Ghost-jump to the top of the Observatory Ghost back down into the Secret Room, and then ghost down again into the 9 coin Walk towards the right side of the observatory, and ghost into the paint from above. Jump out of the paint, and while jumping over the brown portal, ghost through the first wall. Ghost-jump through both the second and third wall in one jump, using very precise ghosting Jump onto the “Yes” switch and jump again to enter the jail While waiting for the timer to tick down to 0, walk with the map in the way When the timer expires, jump 3 times and immediately ghost out of the jail and fall straight down to the pink platform next to the purple portal Enter the purple portal and then walk to the left and keep going, ghost to get through the right wall of the store, and then unghost when on the same level as the buyable achievement (but don’t buy it) [As a side note, if you accidentally unghost too early and buy the opinion, then you either have to revert back to the 4:05 route for the rest of the run or just reset if you are unfamiliar with that route] Buy the singing lessons Buy e-Guy, type 3-3 in front of him, and then jump so that you get sent back to jail Ghost out of jail and make your way down to Guy Stay on the right side of Guy and type this: 3-1-3-3-3-3-3 [VERY IMPORTANT: When typing the last “3”, IMMEDIATELY (within a few frames) jump so that you both commit suicide and get sent to jail at the same time Ghost out of jail and die Ghost into the red portal Ghost down to the balcony and then to the grass below Walk straight to the plum platform Enter the red portal again Ghost down to the Earth and get sent to jail Ghost into the orange portals to hit the “No” block, and then jump into the 10 coin Descend the stairs Start the race and perform the frame-perfect race skip four times On the fifth race, wait to get the “Uneventful” achievement before collecting the last coin and finishing the race Do ghost jumps to get from the “End” button to the Happy Hole roof Enter and reenter the blue portal Ghost into the happy hole, and then ghost out and fall to the right side of the test Press “False” twice 1st test: T-T-T 2nd test: T-T-T 3rd test: T-F-T 4th test: F-T-F 5th test: T-T-T Destroy the Earth, jump into the green portal, and kill yourself in the infinite loop Go straight from spawn over to the blue star and climb your way up Jump off the star, collect coin 6, and hold right so you go back to the typing section Jump into the white portal and collect coin 3 on the other side Walk over to and ghost into the red portal Ghost into where Earth used to be and then don’t unghost so that you die Go straight from spawn to the typing section Complete all of the typing achievements (12345, 314, 360, 404, 729, 99, 1000000000, # of achievements, and don’t forget to press “8” if you didn’t already) Once done, ghost into Guy to scare him Go from spawn over to the Pink Zone, collect coin 7, and type this to the Pink Zone owner: 1-1-1-2-2-3-1-1 (this will kill you) From spawn, go back to Guy and type this: 3-1-1-3-1-1-3-2 Now, keep typing 3-2 over and over again until you get the “A Real Talker” achievement Recreate Earth and then enter the black portal Buy the opinion first, followed by the platforms Ghost-jump to the buyable platform, walk on all five platforms, and then die Keep entering the red portal and dying until you get “Teleporting Addiction” After you get that achievement, start walking to the left and dying instead Remember to go to the secret room, die between the orange and pink pillars, and fill out the last map panel (which is a little bit to the left of the secret room) before getting “Dying All the Time!” Once you get “Dying All the Time!”, enter the red portal, ghost onto the Earth, and jump three times Ghost, click yourself, and direct yourself slightly to the left to land in the Pink Zone and get (what hopefully is) the last achievement!