Guru% HIGHLY unoptimized
3 years ago
United States

Hello, not sure how many people still view these threads, but I've found out that in Guru% sub 2 minutes is VERY VERY VERY possible. I have a 2:06 run that you can easily shave 7-10 seconds on, which would be sub 2. I have personally gotten endurodad at 11 seconds and dadathlon at 31, which is 1 second behind the best of the 2 (12 and 32 by jabbathehut) so it is highly unlikely, but still possible to save time there. Also, in my pending 2:06 I actually ended up 6 seconds behind (Finishing Dad Divisions at 1:38 compared to jabba's 1:32) so you're probably already doing the math, yes, we have already theoretically gotten sub 2 minutes, but who will be the first to actually do it? Am I writing this all for no reason?

Also, are any items allowed on Guru%? With a mask you can do dadathlon WAY faster than the current strat(you don't even need soap on endura it wastes time lowkey)

P.S. if anyone wants to see my 31 dadathlon I'll be glad to post it, but there's no reason for me to unless someone asks

Edited by the author 3 years ago
United States

How do you get bathdads?

United States

If you play through enduro you should eventually find an extra dad in a bath that will unlock a minigame: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=515256339

United States

Alright thanks. I might try to get the record.

Québec

This one run I did was world record pace in all mini-games and if that were the only thing I would've had the world record rn, but I got 2 bonus rounds in the menu... The run ended up being 2:12... Also, hi 58 fancy meeting you here lol

United States

I hate those bonus rounds, I literally practice my mouseclicks so I can beat it on 5 everytime xD

United States

Also, since it hasn't been verified yet, I'm gonna put this here because it's much more beneficial to analyze this than going off the 2:08

Another thing, ShowerGuru uses an item on his dadathlon in his run, so I believe fully that mask will not be disallowed

Edited by the author 3 years ago
United States

How do you unlock mask?

Québec

Do u need to unlock it? Just play the game I guess...

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