The only controller I ever owned was Wii Remote and Nunchuk but I can't find a glovepie script for SM64 with joysticks working right. and I already know that my mom would never buy a controller for me. So any tips on keyboard bowser throwing?

In keyboard hold right and mash left to spin fast

Nope, Doesn't work.

best i can say is get used to spamming w-d-s-a-w-d-s-a or whatever your keys for joystick are

It works! I didn't know I have to used Jabo's Direct. Thanks!