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Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (2004)
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Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Forum  /  Eben, see this. (Locked)

0beme

Ukraine

  0beme
5 May 2022, 19:33

Ебеновый ты... блядь, ебаный ты сука дегенерат. Амёба британская, нахой. Твою девушку ебут блять иммигранты темнокожие в подворотнях Швеции, пока ты там дрочишь в твиттере последние три месяца один и тот же видос с негром, потому что это дохуя смешно, что негр поёт про пятницу. Ты, ёбоманое говно, чего нахуй вообще в жизни добился, пидр, а? Пока дети на Донбассе, бля, спидраны бросают и поступают в эти ваши... эти... юнивёрсити. Сука ёбоманая, падла блядская.
English:
(You = Eben) You fucking... you fucking degenerate bitch. Amoeba british, fuck it. Your girlfriend is being fucked by black immigrants in the back alleys of Sweden while you've been jerking off on Twitter for the last three months the same video with a black man, because it's fucking funny that a black man sings about Friday. You fucking shit, what the fuck have you achieved in your life, faggot, huh? While the kids are in the Donbass, damn it, they leave speedruns and enter these yours... these... universities. Fucking bitch, fucking bastard.

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(He/Him)

France

  C0ok1eC0ok1e
5 May 2022, 19:49

Легенда

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Ukraine

  SkillGLSkillGL
5 May 2022, 19:50

пон

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Bulgaria

  Gogsi123Gogsi123
5 May 2022, 20:17

Ok, and?

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ZeroZero

  ZeroZero
5 May 2022, 20:27

https://c.tenor.com/LPrSg8tp_A0AAAAd/ok-and.gif

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Russia

  sWinTuZsWinTuZ
5 May 2022, 20:42

ты че страх потерял

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L0UIEL0UIE

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Canada

  L0UIEL0UIE
5 May 2022, 20:52

What exactly is your point?

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  uebergooseuebergoose
5 May 2022, 22:30

true

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swaysway

  swaysway
6 May 2022, 00:02

reminds me of 2014 facebook FeelsStrongMan

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CounterPillowCounterPillow

Switzerland

  CounterPillowCounterPillow
6 May 2022, 00:09

I think he's alright 🙂

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Portugal

  PowdinetPowdinet
6 May 2022, 00:25

Making people quit speedruns so they join university sounds pretty based not gonna lie

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Switzerland

  CounterPillowCounterPillow
6 May 2022, 00:37

Donbas Dmitri over here is beginning Meltdown May with a running start, honestly.

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andreiiandreii

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Belarus

  andreiiandreii
6 May 2022, 03:27

thank you masakovske very cool
glory to ukraine

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Ukraine

  lunikcuza60lunikcuza60
6 May 2022, 04:39

True

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qoznyyyqoznyyy

Estonia

  qoznyyyqoznyyy
6 May 2022, 05:22

Starting a thread in russian so fellow brainlets could understand the text aswell, +respect for thinking of others 👍

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Masakovske

Russia

  Masakovske
6 May 2022, 05:59 (edited: 6 May 2022, 06:00)

shoutouts to all the fellas who thought this was me who started the thread

good translation as well (it isn't)

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Russia

  RedopterSRedopterS
6 May 2022, 08:33

true

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Abagur900Abagur900

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Russia

  Abagur900Abagur900
9 May 2022, 11:07

And that's a good speedrunner community? What the hell is going on here?

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