Detailed Any% Route
Updated Cosmeme
by (Updated 06 September 2022 by Castillerian.)
Timing starts upon first input (pressing left-click to enter the Krusty Krab) and ends upon the screen fading completely to black after filling the oxygen tanks.
Chapter 1: Employee of the Year
Krusty Krab
- Enter Krusty Krab
- Pick up dirty plate, walk to other side
- Walk to salad bar
- Pick up fixin's, exit salad bar
- Enter kitchen
- Walk to other side
- Use dirty plate on sink, walk to grill area
- Pick up plain patty, exit kitchen
- Walk to hungry customer, drag fixin's onto plain patty, drag Krabby patty onto clean plate
- Give Krabby patty on plate to hungry customer
- Map to Downtown
Downtown (1/2)
- Walk to bus stop
- Talk to patrick, EARLY MAP
- Map to Goo Lagoon
Goo Lagoon (1/2)
- Walk to castle entrance
- Walk towards/to Mussel Beach
- Talk to Larry the Lobster
- Map to Grandma's house
Grandma's House (1/2)
- Enter Grandma's house, SKIP CUTSCENE
- Walk to kitchen
- Talk to Grandma
- Map to Barg-n'-Mart
Barg-n'-Mart
- Walk to/enter Barg-n'-Mart
- Talk to Eugene the cashier
- SPAWN WARP: Downtown
- Walk to boatcar
- [Wash boatcar]
- Walk to/enter Barg-n'-Mart
- Talk to Eugene, walk to other side
- Pick up cooking oil, walk to food isle [Upper]
- Pick up urchin chips
- Map to Grandma's House
Grandma's House (2/2)
- Enter Grandma's house
- Walk to kitchen
- Pick up chipless pie
- Map to Goo Lagoon
Goo Lagoon (2/2)
- Walk to castle entrance, drag chipless pie onto urchin chips
- Walk towards/to Mussel Beach
- Give urchin chip pie to Larry, pick up shovel & pail, walk towards castle entrance
- MAP WARP, walk to castle entrance
- Enter Ray's tanning salon
- Walk to other side
- Walk to Ray
- Give cooking oil to Ray, pick up sunscreen, walk to beach area
- MAP WARP, walk to castle exit
- Give sunscreen to Dame Mackerel, walk to other side
- Walk to other side
- Use shovel & pail on beach (top left ditch)
- Look at treasure chest
- Map to Downtown
Downtown (2/2)
- Walk to bus stop
- Give bus tokens to Patrick
- Give parasol to Marty
Chapter 2: Hitting Rock Bottom
Bus Station
- MAP WARP, walk down road
- Enter restrooms, MAP WARP, walk up road
- Walk to machine
- Use quarter on candy machine
- Walk to bus stop
- Talk to familiar-looking guy, pick up Kelpsi can, walk down road
- MAP WARP, walk to bus station
- MAP WARP, enter bus station
- Walk to window
- Give candy bar to information lady
- Map to WSEA TV
WSEA TV (1/3)
- Walk behind the scenes, SKIP CUTSCENE
- Talk to Jojo
- Map to Rusty Anchor
The Rusty Anchor
- Walk to parking lot
- Talk to Barnacle Boy, MAP WARP, walk to Rusty Anchor
- MAP WARP, enter Rusty Anchor
- Talk to Big-Mac, walk to pictures
- Pick up empty Cola mug, walk to Cola bar
- Walk to kegs
- Use empty Cola mug on diet-Coral Cola spout
- Map to WSEA TV
WSEA TV (2/3)
- Walk behind the scenes, drag mug full of diet Cola onto Kelpsi can
- Give Kelpsi can full of diet Cola to Jojo, pick up Jojo's toolbox, walk to WSEA entrance
- Use Jojo's toolbox on Spongebob, enter WSEA TV
- Enter news room
- Talk to Gary Gulper, look at Mega Screen 2000 controls
- Map to Marlin's Cave
Marlin's Cave
- Walk to other side
- Enter magic hat
- Walk to slot machine
- Pull handle (play until arrows appear), exit slot machine
- Walk through curtain
- Walk up here/down there/this way/that way (follow arrows shown prior | MAP WARP if arrow is DOWN)
- Walk to Marlin
- Talk to Marlin
- Map to WSEA TV
WSEA TV (3/3)
- Enter WSEA TV
- Use magic wand on control room
- Fiddle with weather controls
Chapter 3: Back to Square One
Diner
- Walk to diner
- Enter diner
- Talk to Patrick, talk to Stella, pick up Sandy's lunch
- Map to Jellyfish Fields
Jellyfish Fields
- Walk to other side (2x)
- Give Sandy's lunch to Sandy
- Map to Home Lane
Home Lane (1/3)
- Enter Squidward's house
- Walk to TV
- Map to Sardine's
Sardine's
- Enter Sardine's
- Talk to Nelson
- Walk to other side
- Pick up dream glasses
- Map to Home Lane
Home Lane (2/3)
- Enter Squidward's house
- Walk up stairs
- Use dream glasses on Squidward/Spongebob
Squidward's Dream
- Walk up road
- Walk up stairs
- Walk down aisle
- Talk to Squidward
Home Lane (3/3)
- SPAWN WARP: Sardine's
- Enter Spongebob's house
- Walk to sitting area
- Use clarinet on water helmet, pick up water helmet
- Map to Sandy's house
Sandy's house
- Use water helmet on Spongebob, enter Sandy's tree dome
- Walk to [lower] other side
- Walk behind picnic table
- Pick up oxygen tanks, exit picnic table
- MAP WARP, walk to Sandy's tree
- Talk to Sandy, enter Sandy's tree
- Give oxygen tanks to Sandy
Chapter 4: Bottom's Up!
Rocket Landing (1/3)
- Talk to Sandy
- Map to Oxygen Springs
Oxygen Springs (1/2)
- Talk to intercom
- Map to Rocket Landing
Rocket Landing (2/3)
- MAP WARP, walk to Sandy's rocket, SKIP CUTSCENE
- Talk to Sandy
- Map to Waverly Hills
Waverly Hills
- Look at coconuts [Left], walk to gate
- Use water pump, MAP WARP, walk to fountain
- MAP WARP, pick up normal coconut, look at fountain, walk to gate
- Gate pressure plate, enter Waverly Hills
- Walk to shack
- Enter shack
- Walk to back room
- Use regular coconut on golden coconut, exit pedestal
- MAP WARP, walk to living room
- MAP WARP, exit shack, SHACK LEAVE SKIP
- MAP WARP, walk to Rodeo Drive
- MAP WARP, walk to golden mansion
- Give golden coconut to Carlton
- Map to Rocket Landing
Rocket Landing (3/3)
- MAP WARP, walk to Sandy's rocket
- Enter phone booth
- Use quarter on coin slot, dial 5554444
- Map to Sublime Seafoods
Sublime Seafoods
- Walk to security gate, walk to other side
- Talk to Timmy, MAP WARP, walk to other side
- Look through binoculars, pan screen to Sublime Seafoods sign, walk to Mezzanine
- Talk to Timmy, walk to security gate
- Give invitation to Tony, walk up path
- Enter Sublime Seafoods
- Talk to Shapiro, talk to Lisa, talk to Shapiro, walk to dining room
- Walk to reserved table
- SKIP CUTSCENE
- Map to Oxygen Springs
Oxygen Springs (2/2)
- Talk to intercom, enter Oxygen Springs
- Walk to building
- Enter locker room
- Talk to REALLY familiar-looking guy, pick up Patrick's shorts, exit locker room
- MAP WARP, walk to geysers
- Walk to geyser
- Give Patrick's shorts to Patrick, oxygen timer, use oxygen tanks on oxygen tub
Slot Pull Variable Removed
Title says it all.
As of today, September 8 2023, the variable Slot Pull has been revoked. It served as an unnecessary way to filter out runs and served no real purpose outside of a quick spectacle of a runners' luck. Positions of all current runs won't be affected by this change.
Happy running!
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