Tiến bộ nhanh vcl :V

Oh, so you claim the title of 'sloppiest run with decent time'? You haven't seen me racing with @BlastMagic

At this level there's no need for bonket or any real strats...

I want to tell you not to listen to Blasty advice so bad, but then I'd prob get roasted by him for another lifetime, so no, I won't. Anyway, here's my advice:

1. Practice your bucket jump, I see you wasting like ~5 secs on the bat there, I'm not telling you to do the normal strat, just get to that familliar place next to the bat, do a good pogo and then pull up, that'd prob save like a huge amount of time.

2. Your Ice Mountain, oh wait, for GOISE, it should be clothes pile is better than mine when I was a 1 min player xD

3. Smol tips time: Change the furni route (Blast was right but he is only good at pointing out minor things tho), don't try to force tub jump, practice orange, be better at the last of AJ and the first of BJ, be better at space.

4. Even SMOLER tips: Don't try to do a fast tutorial, it'd result in less consistent time, at the greenie block, just do a smol pull, get into the block next to it then pull as strong (sideway) as humanly possible, it'd result in landing in the apple. Try and be more straightforward with the pulls in chimney.

That's my "essay", hope this isn't a torture, cheers!

PS: Nice stolen thumbnail my man

Hi, this is the verifier who rejected your run. I'd like to tell you that while I know CrazyGames GOISE is simply a turbowarp being embedded into their website, it could still technically be modified and therefore illegal. This is just a more specific explanation on the secondary reason why the run was rejected (the main reason is obviously due to the recording)

PS: Ask @KlimbRio if you insist on wanting this run to be verified, he's a mod (and the only one who verifies runs now). The rules still aren't that clear.

:( .

Pain

noice

gg!

yeah that's why we play cracked all the time anyway

Minecraft isn't a cheap game for 100M people here. I'll just give you this: 30 USD = ~720 000 VND (once again, that's enough food for a month). There's a reason why if you go into servers for cracked players, there's a HUGE amount of Vietnamese there. Minecraft is indeed a cheap game, for YOU

This is either the talking of a human who doesn't know what minecraft speedrunning is, don't know that the demo version is invalid for speedrunning or just forgor that this is a speedrun forum... Read the damn rules

@goldenONX But he's true tho. In fact, a minecraft account could feed a person for a month here. (if you spend it wisely) But it was indeed funny

Umm I think it's due to:

1. Prevent cheating. A modified launcher would obviously give an unfair advantage to the player using it. That's also the reason why Optifine is banned

2. Gosh show some respect to Mojang

dude you should have straight up rejected the run due to lack of proofs

WTF HOW

Best ASMR ever!

O mai got!! Butt Dast bab aynwya. He choekd a sbu 40

... I think you should ask @KlimbRio ngl. I don't even know what to do in this case.