What if someone kept bumping their own thread?
@Notifications I have foreseen your arrival.
@Act7 oops sorry, I miscounted the number of posts
No, I intentionally miscounted the number of posts, and subliminally influenced you with my last post in this thread. It was specifically calculated to have you make this exact post.
My machinations are flawless
@Bob-Chicken
If you don't like this thread, can't you just not click on it?
This is the 476th reply! Did you know that 476 is the number of different products of subsets of the set {1, 2, 3, ... 11}?