[Chorus: TryHardNinja] Don’t craft a diamond hoe, it’s useless (It's useless) Don’t craft a diamond hoe, it’s useless (It's useless)

[Verse 1: TryHardNinja & CaptainSparklez] Don’t craft a diamond hoe, it’s useless (Craft a diamond hoe, whatcha doin'?) The end without a bow, you clueless (Bow) Got them phantoms raining down You ain’t sleepin, yeah, they ruthless While you suck we out here stuntin’ Use the wiki don’t know nothin’ And you diggin' down you ignorant One by one, my god you ignant (Yeah) In the water past your neck You gonna drown while you out fishin’ Passing diamonds in the mine now My god use your eyes (What are that?) Skippin' potions for the Nether No stop you gon' die (Die, die)

[Chorus: TryHardNinja & CaptainSparklez] Don’t craft a diamond hoe, it’s useless, (Scoop!) Don’t craft a diamond hoe, it’s useless

[Interlude: CaptainSparklez] Don’t craft a diamond hoe When the first time you tried to craft yourself a bow out here? Why you tryna act like you didn’t mix up the sticks and the string first time round? Don’t craft a diamond-

[Verse 2: CaptainSparklez] Ain’t no bad luck, not it, you just suck (Whoop!) Ain’t no bad luck, not it, you just suck (Whoop!) Ain’t no bad luck, not it, you just suck (Whoop!) Ain’t no bad luck, not it, you just suck (Whoop!) Ain’t no bad luck, not it, you just suck By lighting you struck, see now that’s some bad luck You didn’t light up the town, now zombies runnin' amok Ghast blew up your portal, no flint you slipped up Ain’t no bad luck, you didn’t prep for it You not making armor, your gear is unfit You used the bonus kit, need someone to baby sit Now get you some more seeds, that diamond hoe’s lit (Lit, lit, lit)

[Chorus: TryHardNinja] Don’t craft a diamond hoe, it’s useless Don’t craft a diamond hoe, it’s useless