Anya, a woman of routine, was a creature of habit. Every morning, her bathroom ritual was precise: a quick shower, a brisk toothbrushing, and a serene moment on the porcelain throne. However, this particular morning was destined to be anything but ordinary.

As she settled into her usual position, a horrifying sound erupted from the depths of the bowl. A monstrous, prehistoric-looking poop, armed with a pair of rusty nunchucks, emerged from the depths. Its beady eyes glinted with malice, and its gnarled fists, clutching the deadly weapon, were raised menacingly.

Anya's heart pounded in her chest as the prehistoric poop lunged forward. The nunchucks whirred through the air, narrowly missing her face. She dodged and weaved, her agility surprising even herself. The bathroom became a chaotic battlefield, the tiles slippery with an unholy mixture of water and waste.

With a final, desperate heave, Anya grabbed a nearby toilet brush and swung it with all her might. The brush connected with the poop's head, sending it flying across the bathroom. It landed with a sickening thud, its nunchucks clattering to the floor.

Exhausted but victorious, Anya collapsed onto the floor. She had survived the most bizarre and terrifying ordeal of her life. As she lay there, she couldn't help but wonder: What had she done to deserve such a fate? And more importantly, how was she going to explain this to her therapist?

And in my defense, my deleted comment was the number-less comment.

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Gemini story incoming

464 is the number in which I use to try to make this thread stop being dead

What Germany saw

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So I basically freed all of humanity with this

Also like do you have to post a number once before going crazy or can you do it without any number by you

SuperGamer64 likes this

Hehe

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Comment: so one of the rules is

Count resets if a number is posted out of order, if you post a number twice in a row, or if a comment is typed without writing "Comment" before the comment.

What if you don’t post a number????

@Tinyzilla1

what a time we live in now

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Comment: yay

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futzy uno

SuperGamer64 and Zanum like thisGaming_64He/Him3 days ago

fucky dos

SuperGamer64 and Zanum like thisZanumHe/Him3 days ago

dos uno

SuperGamer64 likes thisZanumHe/Him1 day ago

CHEESECAKECHEESECAKE

SuperGamer64 likes thispengu101He/Him1 day ago

chesscakechesscake

SuperGamer64 likes thisNoiceGoodHe/Him1 hour ago

Shit I haven’t commented on anything for like a week what is wrong with my chesskate ?

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Da da daaann

Ah hell anarchy begins

Everyone release the hellhounds

It’s time for a purge

Make this thread great again!!

Shit I haven’t commented on anything for like a week what is wrong with my chesskate ?

18 minutes that’s fast

@italvera I think u mean 500

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This is actually pretty crazy