Character is not the end of the world in this game but it does matter it's possible to get a record with any character since this game is about 75% luck.

characters are ranked by their weakness and exclusive insults having alot of weakness is not good in a speedrun because having a touche/weakness used on you takes up alot of time.

1. Lo Wang Very few weakness Great insults

2. Postal Dude Strongest character when it comes to insults but weak to anything and everything

3. Albert Strong as lo wang but has many more weaknesses

4. Serious Sam strong but a tick below the rest

5. Hp Lovecraft same as sam but with many more weaknesses

6. Sir Knight Good weakness average insults

7. Grisha average insults average weakaness

8. Father Strong insults but his weakness will trigger almost every turn which will slow things down alot.

9. Shufflebottom bad weakness average insults

10. Ms maggie Interchangeble with shufflebottom

11. Nigel interchangeble with 9 and 10

i know it might not see much action but i did some level runs on the 360 with marina wanted to share some of them here

ik it probably won"t see mcuh action but it would be cool to go throught the decathlon as marina