Now listen, listen. I know I haven't done an Any% run yet, but I happen to know the fastest route. No, this does not mean I can tell you how to beat jkr's time (if that's even possible), but I know how you could possibly get a similar time as long as you're fast. NOTE: jkr is probably frame-perfect, so don't tell me "OGM U LIDEEEE I DIDTN BET JRK TIEMMM" because I literally said it probably won't happen. NOTE 2: Before an Any% run, you MUST delete your save file. If you don't, your run will probably be rejected. NOTE 3: PUs kinda don't help during an Any% run.

For Breaking the Bank NOTE: Time starts as soon as you click play. Because you deleted your save file, Skip Intro shouldn't be available here. Simply choose Disguise.

For Escaping the Prison (Sneaky Escapist) NOTE: While Lawyered Up only has 2 choices, it's longer than Badass Bust Out, which is longer than Sneaky Escapist by about a minute. ouchie File -> Cell Door -> Click Left (QTE) -> Click Right (QTE) -> Chair -> Right -> Plungers

For Stealing the Diamond (Unseen Burglar) Sneak In -> Teleporter -> Penny -> Wire -> Hammer -> Plank -> Diamond

For Infiltrating the Airship (Rapidly Promoted Executive) NOTE: Relentless Bounty Hunter is slower than Rapidly Promoted Executive by a few seconds and leads to longer endings in Completing the Mission. NOTE 2: The Yo-Yo is a bit faster than the Dagger. Cannon Ball -> Chair -> Eject (QTE) -> Beans (QTE) -> Rocket Jump -> Yo-Yo -> Goods -> Glider -> Dummies

For Fleeing the Complex (Ghost Inmate) NOTE: While Ghost Inmate is a bit slower than The Betrayed (fastest Fleeing the Complex ending), TB leads to Revenged, which is more of a timeloss than what Ghost Inmate gets you to, which is Toppat Civil Warfare, the fastest Completing the Mission ending. DISCLAIMER: I'm not sure if getting the Nailed It achievement is a time save or not, as Henry doesn't flop onto his face, changing his animation. Boost Up -> Left -> Whoopee Cushion -> Power Jump -> Balloon -> Helium -> Leaf -> Dinghy

For Completing the Mission (Toppat Civil Warfare) NOTE: Time ends when Toppat Civil Warfare shows up, not when Mission Complete(?) shows up. Rapidly Promoted Executive + Ghost Inmate -> Helicopter Hat -> Dave -> Deuces!

You should get a time of a bit more than 10 minutes if you're quick.