Feliz navidadd
Wait wrong song
HAPPY 100 DAYS
Day 101: Last week, my chemist neighbor died. They had to barium.
Nah, you should've done the full 365 days.
I will
Day 102: I tried to make a belt using aromatic plants. It was a complete waste of thyme.
Day 103: My pet rock is upset with me...says I take him for granite.
Day 104: I entered my photograph of Orion's belt in a competition. I didn't win, but I did get a constellation prize.
Thanks lol
Day 105: Roofs cost nothing because they are on the house
Day 106: I'm delighted to announce that I'm opening a new seafood restaurant. All are whelk come.
Day 107: I tried to impress my date by telling her that I raced horses, but when she asked about my record, I had to tell her I hadn't beaten one yet.
Actually, speaking of Duolingo streaks (shush I know I'm 3 days late)
Be proud of me :p
I was on about 300 or less when he started, so just goes to show how time flies.
Nerd (jk)
Day 108: I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chap stick. She still isn't talking to me.
Day 109: If you see a top Super Mario Galaxy speedrunner taking a hike, you should take note that they're Jhaywalking.
Sorry this is the last time I'll make one up myself
WAIT WHAT
all of those were your own jokes??? I thought they were from Google or something? Props to you for being so original dude
They weren't my own. I meant the one for today was one I made on my own. I'm not that smart
Day 110: The inventor of yodeling has recently died. Sadly, so did his little old lady too.
Day 111: My sister is blaming me for ruining her birthday. That's ridiculous! I didn't even know it was her birthday.
i love this thread more than any other existing thread
its more entertaining than any other thread or even steam threads lmao
Thanks MyTH
Day 112: I saw two snails having a fight last night...I was going to break it up, but I decided to let them slug it out.