if you released all of Australia's attorneys general (past, present, and future) to roam freely on a remote, battle-royale style island, who do you think would be the last one to die?

we all die eventually!

if it helps the thought experiment, assume they all have a really cool skateboard but all of the tires are flat

and they all have one free phone call, but they can only call a randomly selected pizza place in Topeka, kansas

there is a resident dog on the island named "muffins".

don't worry. muffins can't die.