In case you weren't aware, I'm the head honcho around these parts. All of these other beta LEGO speedrunning babies would be ludicrous to believe they have genetic superiority. My father, his father, and his father were all generals in the army. Not only was I bred to be more ripped than the average body builder, but I also have the brains matched by nobody. When females see me, they come up to me. When I walk past, guys try to shield their girls. Guys have tried to take my girl from me, but there is a better chance of ginger getting world record. Fear me for I am built like a 2020 Ford F150, and could take you down like a DMCA. While you gamers are busy solving color puzzles I have been mastering my craft, plotting my strategies to overthrow you imbeciles.
In celebration of the 1 year anniversary since the release of Summoning Salt's world record history of TCS Any% ( if you haven't watched it, highly recommend!), we will be holding a public Any% race this Friday at 6PM EST. Anyone can join! Tune in on [twitch.t