So, to get the fastest time in bikini bottom jail, its pretty tricky...

First mini game: Seahorse Stampede You need to get 4 goals, Its pretty easy on Easy/Silly. You need to grab the ball from the enemy by pressing A when you get very close, once you get the four goals, then you go to the closest wall, and you try to angle yourself to where the ball is on the wall and then you angle your characters body to the enemy closest to you, after that they don't know what to do, and one will spin while the other (closest to you) will just move back and forth on the wall. This is the quickest way considering that one goal makes or gives a cutscene of the character that scored for a solid 10-15 seconds each. so minimize the goals. You can get done with this minigame around 3 minutes, Just to mention, You will only get 2.6k popularity points, so I suggest that you do EXTREMELY well in the other two.

Second mini game: Break Out This one is not too difficult. Grab three prisoners, and run to the trampoline, the AI sometimes messes up the spotlights and they target you instead, just be careful with that. Rack up as much points as possible and you got the 5k points needed.

Last mini game: Smashing Rocks Do everything, Do not let your bot get in your way, make the closest rock to the middle the priority unless there is a bigger rock the same length away from the middle, then focus the bigger or stronger rock. you will get 5k points if you are ahead of the enemy team by 1.5x points.

you should win with 12.6k points and you go onto sea needle, and you pray that you dont get someone three times in a row as your teammate.

if you do, you do a minigame that can potentially waste 30sec-1min of time.