I soon as a I saw this game on speedrun.com I burst into tears.

In many ways, the work of a speedrunnner is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative games which are fun to watch and to play. But the bitter truth we speedrunners must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a speedrunner truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations, the new needs friends. Today, I experienced something new, an extraordinary game from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the game and its speedrun have challenged my preconceptions about fine speedrunning is a gross understatement. It has rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau’s famous motto: Anyone can speedrun. But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great speedrunner, but a great speedrunner can come from anywhere. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the geniuses now speedrunning at How to Rob A Gas Station, who is, in this critic’s opinion, nothing less than the finest speedrunners in the world. I will be returning to How to Rob A Gas Station soon, hungry for more.

Please add categories so that I may speedrun this beautiful masterpiece of a game.

I’ve done runs of this game (btw best game ever made). I’m waiting patiently checking like a maniac to see if categories were added. Please @Clxww, this is my life now

Look man this game requires some categories- you see how many people are just raring to have a go at this prestigious world record. Adding in like an Any% or an All Endings% just to start things off would be a massive boon to this community.

Looks like this mod guy hasn’t been online for 3 days. Well just have to wait till he’s online again unfortunately

I sent him a whisper on twitch for categories because i found this game on itch and its pog