Comment a superpower and the first reply is the side effect
Iowa, USA

[quote] lung cancer is a superpower? [/quote]

Bragging rights

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Phayao, Thailand

slow falling

Vermont, USA
Ivory
He/Him, She/Her, They/Them
2 years ago

lung cancer

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Florida, USA

but you gain more lung cancer every time you lung cancer

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North Carolina, USA

But you have to redo your longest speedrun if you use it.

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United States

You can make clones of yourself

United States

The clones have access to the internet

North Carolina, USA

You don't have to pee during a speedrun...

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CyanWes
He/Him, They/Them
1 year ago

But you have to take the most painful shit and have diarrhea for a week.

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United States

I didn’t realize how big this got but I have one, I never need to go away form a speedrun

Iowa, USA

lung cancer

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Glamorganshire, Wales

waltr

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United States

When you lung cancer the when, after the no more the

Florida, USA

discord

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Florida, USA

mever have to go to schpool

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North Carolina, USA

but you have last place on every run you attempt

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Vermont, USA
Ivory
He/Him, She/Her, They/Them
1 year ago

lung cancer

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