How and why is there not a level leaderboard for this great game?!

Because we don't need Level Leaderboards for this game and no one would run them really

no one? Not even me?

And yes, I know that not every game needs a level leaderboard

No-one, not even you. : )

Thats funny right there

But I would totally run them ILs

run happy feet

No problem. Run more madagascar!

We maybe could come up with ILs for the linear levels, but levels like Watering Hole or Volcano Rave can't really have ILs, so yeah.