be me speedrunning this indie game called Skeleton Hell game starts, it’s just a hellish platformer with skeletons everywhere decide to embrace my inner speed demon fingers are flying across the keyboard like I’m about to break the sound barrier first level is a breeze, dodging bones and jumpin’ over pits like a champ suddenly hear a loud crunching noise look over my cat has decided to join the speedrun she’s sprinting around my feet like there are literal skeletons chasing her mfw I can’t tell if she’s helping or trying to sabotage me keep going, finally hit the first boss it’s a giant skeleton king, looks suspiciously like my old gym teacher must. defeat. gym teacher. mash buttons like I’m trying to summon a demon cat jumps on my keyboard as the king goes down screen flashes “YOU WIN!” my cat’s butt blocks the game screen can’t tell if I actually won or if I just lost my run cat looks at me like “what’s your problem, human?” realize I’ve been playing for three hours forgot to eat or drink anything but who needs sustenance when you can speedrun Skeleton Hell? best part, I set a personal record! also somehow got cat hair in my keyboard 10/10 would speedrun again mfw cat is now my official Skeleton Hell co-pilot

(pure cinema)