There are probably a lot of optimisations that could be done to make this faster, but this guide should still allow people to follow it and complete a run. If there are any problems with this guide please let me know.
(I advise trying to practice Model Warrior Julianne before attempting this category. It's crucial that you are able to beat it on your first try as it can knock entire minutes off your time. I recommend turning on scanlines as it makes it slightly easier to see whether something will hit you or not.)
I would also like to note how I am formatting certain things in this guide below.
The point at which you will get an achievement is marked by this: // [Achievement name] [Achievement Number/34]
Items in the shop/nanocamo that are needed are listed as so: Item [Page and items position]
Open the game
// [Welcome to Valhalla!] [1/34] Click on "New game" - (Start the timer at the same time!) // Chapter 1 - [G'evening] [2/34]
Day 1 //
Fill the entire playlist with a single song (This is normal practice for a speedrun anyway). // [I like it, okay?] [3/34]
Press - K, L, O, I, or P // [(´・ω・`)] [4/34]
Piano man: - Q x 2, W x 3, E x 5, R x 5, T x 3 A, Serve // [I know what I said] [5/34]
Big beer: - Q x 2, W x 4, E x 2, R x 4, T x 8, Serve
Big beer: - Q x 2, W x 4, E x 2, R x 4, T x 8, Serve
Big beer: - Q x 2, W x 4, E x 2, R x 4, T x 8, Serve
Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
BREAK / Moonblast: - Q x 1, BLEND, Q x 5, E x 1, R x 1, T x 2, A, serve
Cobalt velvet: - Q x 2, R x 3, T x 5, A, serve
Flaming Moai: - Q x 1, W x 1, E x 2, R x 3, T x 5, serve
Piano man: - Q x 2, W x 3, E x 5, R x 5, T x 3 A, Serve
Brandtini: - Q x 6, E x 3, T x 1, S, serve
// [Flawless Service] [6/34]
APARTMENT SHOP {BUY: Holo-plant [PAGE 2 UPPER] Mulan Tea [PAGE 2 BOTTOM]}
Day 2 // Big beer: - Q x 2, W x 4, E x 2, R x 4, T x 8, Serve
Beer: - Q x 1, W x 2, E x 1, R x 2, T x 4 serve
Gut Punch: - W x 5, R x 1, S, serve
Piano woman: - Q x 5, W x 5, E x 2, R x 3, T x 3, S, serve
Moonblast: - Q x 1, BLEND, Q x 5, E x 1, R x 1, T x 2, A, serve
BIG sunshine cloud: Q x 1, BLEND, Q x 3, W x 4, A, serve
Gut Punch: - W x 5, R x 1, S, serve
Marsblast: - W x 1, BLEND, W x 5, E x 1, R x 4, T x 2, serve
BREAK / Tea (Special)
Fluffy dream: - Q x 3, E x 3, S, serve
Suplex: - W x 4, R x 3, T x 3, A, serve
APARTMENT SHOP {BUY: Your Love is a... [PAGE 2 MIDDLE]}
Day 3 // Bad touch: - W x 2, E x 2, R x 2, T x 4, A, serve
Piano man: - Q x 2, W x 3, E x 5, R x 5, T x 3 A, Serve
Big Brandtini: - Q x 12, E x 6, T x 2, S, serve
Big beer: - Q x 2, W x 4, E x 2, R x 4, T x 8, Serve
Beer: - Q x 1, W x 2, E x 1, R x 2, T x 4 serve
BREAK / Piano woman: - Q x 5, W x 5, E x 2, R x 3, T x 3, S, serve
Piano man: - Q x 2, W x 3, E x 5, R x 5, T x 3 A, Serve
Fringe Weaver: - Q, T x 9, S, serve
Fringe Weaver: - Q, T x 9, S, serve
Blue fairy: - Q x 4, R x 1, S, serve
Blue fairy: - Q x 4, R x 1, S, serve
Day 4 // Gut Punch: - W x 5, R x 1, S, serve
Grizzly temple: - Q x 1, BLEND, Q x 2, W x 3, E x 3, T x 1, serve
Piano man: - Q x 2, W x 3, E x 5, R x 5, T x 3 A, Serve
Big Bad touch: - W x 4, E x 4, R x 4, T x 8, A, serve
Fringe Weaver: - Q x 2, T x 18, S, serve
BREAK / Beer: - Q x 1, W x 2, E x 1, R x 2, T x 4 serve
Beer: - Q x 1, W x 2, E x 1, R x 2, T x 4 serve
Brandtini: - Q x 6, E x 3, T x 1, S, serve
Brandtini: - Q x 6, E x 3, T x 1, S, serve
Gut Punch: - W x 5, R x 1, S, serve
Gut Punch: - W x 5, R x 1, S, serve
// [Caci... que?][7/34]
Marsblast: - W x 1, BLEND, W x 5, E x 1, R x 4, T x 2, serve
Beer: - Q x 1, W x 2, E x 1, R x 2, T x 4 serve
APARTMENT SHOP {BUY: Joker Cyclone [PAGE 2 UPPER]}
Day 5 // Before work - Rum (special)
Blue fairy: - Q x 4, R x 1, S, serve
Beer: - Q x 1, W x 2, E x 1, R x 2, T x 4 serve
Cobalt velvet: - Q x 2, R x 3, T x 5, A, serve
Fringe Weaver: - Q, T x 9, S, serve
Flaming Moai: - Q x 1, W x 1, E x 2, R x 3, T x 5, serve
BREAK /
Blue fairy: - Q x 4, R x 1, S, serve
Big Fluffy dream 5 Karm: - Q x 6, E x 6, T x 5, S, serve
Plumefume (Special)
Day 6 // (No work on this day, just skip the text. Note: Keep your cursor away from the "DRINK!" button. It will stop the text skipping when hovered over.) // Chapter 2 - [Coming right up] [8/34]
APARTMENT SHOP {BUY: Cracked Daruma [PAGE 1 MIDDLE]}
Day 7 // Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
Suplex: - W x 4, R x 3, T x 3, A, serve
Big beer: - Q x 2, W x 4, E x 2, R x 4, T x 8, Serve
Piano woman: - Q x 5, W x 5, E x 2, R x 3, T x 3, S, serve
BREAK / Zen star: - Q x 4, W x 4, E x 4, R x 4, T x 4, A, serve
Bad touch: - W x 2, E x 2, R x 2, T x 4, A, serve
Bad touch: - W x 2, E x 2, R x 2, T x 4, A, serve
Piano man: - Q x 2, W x 3, E x 5, R x 5, T x 3 A, Serve
Frothy Water: - Q x 1, W x 1, E x 1, R x 1, S, serve
Zen star: - Q x 4, W x 4, E x 4, R x 4, T x 4, A, serve
APARTMENT SHOP {BUY: Shoulder Massager [PAGE 2 BOTTOM]}
Day 8 // Grizzly temple: - Q x 1, BLEND, Q x 2, W x 3, E x 3, T x 1, serve
Fluffy dream: - Q x 3, E x 3, S, serve
Blue fairy: - Q x 4, R x 1, S, serve
Blue fairy: - Q x 4, R x 1, S, serve
BREAK / // [Deep breaths][9/34]
Gut Punch: - W x 5, R x 1, S, serve
Gut Punch: - W x 5, R x 1, S, serve
Beer: - Q x 1, W x 2, E x 1, R x 2, T x 4 serve
Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
APARTMENT SHOP {BUY: Beer on Discount [PAGE 2 MIDDLE]}
Day 9 // Fluffy dream: - Q x 3, E x 3, S, serve
Piano woman: - Q x 5, W x 5, E x 2, R x 3, T x 3, S, serve
Moonblast: - Q x 1, BLEND, Q x 5, E x 1, R x 1, T x 2, A, serve
Fringe Weaver: - Q, T x 9, S, serve
BREAK / Bleeding jane: - W x 1, BLEND, E x 3, R x 3, serve
Big Blue fairy: - Q x 8, R x 2, S, serve
Cobalt velvet: - Q x 2, R x 3, T x 5, A, serve
Beer: - Q x 1, W x 2, E x 1, R x 2, T x 4 serve
APARTMENT SHOP {BUY: Cutesy Game Poster [PAGE 1 UPPER MIDDLE]}
Day 10 // Sparkle star: - Q x 2, E x 1, S, serve
Bad touch: - W x 2, E x 2, R x 2, T x 4, A, serve
Beer: - Q x 1, W x 2, E x 1, R x 2, T x 4 serve
Bad touch: - W x 2, E x 2, R x 2, T x 4, A, serve
BREAK / Big Brandtini: - Q x 12, E x 6, T x 2, S, serve
Bloom light: - Q x 4, E x 1, R x 2, T x 3, A, S, serve
Bloom light: - Q x 4, E x 1, R x 2, T x 3, A, S, serve
Sunshine Cloud: Q x 1, BLEND, Q x 1, W x 2, A, serve
Big Frothy Water: - Q x 2, W x 2, E x 2, R x 2, S, serve
Rum (special)
APARTMENT SHOP {BUY: MEGA CHRISTMAS Tree [PAGE 1 BOTTOM]}
Day 11 // Crevice Spike: - E x 1, BLEND, E x 1, R x 4 // [Underappreciated drink][10/34]
Big beer: - Q x 2, W x 4, E x 2, R x 4, T x 8, Serve
Bloom light: - Q x 4, E x 1, R x 2, T x 3, A, S, serve
Fringe Weaver: - Q, T x 9, S, serve
BREAK / Brandtini: - Q x 6, E x 3, T x 1, S, serve
Piano man: - Q x 2, W x 3, E x 5, R x 5, T x 3 A, Serve
Piano woman: - Q x 5, W x 5, E x 2, R x 3, T x 3, S, serve
Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
Big beer: - Q x 2, W x 4, E x 2, R x 4, T x 8, Serve
Day 12 // Brandtini: - Q x 6, E x 3, T x 1, S, serve
Fluffy dream: - Q x 3, E x 3, S, serve
Piano woman: - Q x 5, W x 5, E x 2, R x 3, T x 3, S, serve
Piano woman: - Q x 5, W x 5, E x 2, R x 3, T x 3, S, serve
BREAK / // [Don't call me Becky!][11/34]
Bad touch: - W x 2, E x 2, R x 2, T x 4, A, serve
Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
Suplex: - W x 4, R x 3, T x 3, A, serve
Cobalt velvet: - Q x 2, R x 3, T x 5, A, serve
Day 13 // Truth or Dare! Just skip the text and click repeatedly on one of the portraits until it is over.
// Chapter 3 - [Time to mix drinks and change lives] [12/34]
APARTMENT SHOP {BUY: Alex Figurine [PAGE 1 MIDDLE]}
Day 14 // Bleeding jane: - W x 1, BLEND, E x 3, R x 3, serve
Bloom light: - Q x 4, E x 1, R x 2, T x 3, A, S, serve
Suplex: - W x 4, R x 3, T x 3, A, serve
Gut Punch: - W x 5, R x 1, S, serve
Fringe Weaver: - Q, T x 9, S, serve
BREAK / // [An old friend] [13/34]
Fringe Weaver: - Q, T x 9, S, serve
Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
// [Did you miss me?] [14/34]
APARTMENT SHOP {BUY: Movie poster [PAGE 1 LOWER MIDDLE]}
Day 15 //
Cobalt velvet: - Q x 2, R x 3, T x 5, A, serve
Moonblast: - Q x 1, BLEND, Q x 5, E x 1, R x 1, T x 2, A, serve
Beer: - Q x 1, W x 2, E x 1, R x 2, T x 4 serve
Beer: - Q x 1, W x 2, E x 1, R x 2, T x 4 serve
Cobalt velvet: - Q x 2, R x 3, T x 5, A, serve
Cobalt velvet: - Q x 2, R x 3, T x 5, A, serve
BREAK / Piano woman: - Q x 5, W x 5, E x 2, R x 3, T x 3, S, serve
Rum (special)
Sunshine Cloud: Q x 1, BLEND, Q x 1, W x 2, A, serve
Piano man: - Q x 2, W x 3, E x 5, R x 5, T x 3, A, Serve
APARTMENT SHOP {BUY: Maneki Neko [PAGE 1 UPPER]}
Day 16 // Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
Bad touch: - W x 2, E x 2, R x 2, T x 4, A, serve
Brandtini: - Q x 6, E x 3, T x 1, S, serve
Beer: - Q x 1, W x 2, E x 1, R x 2, T x 4 serve
BREAK / Bleeding jane: - W x 1, BLEND, E x 3, R x 3, serve
Beer: - Q x 1, W x 2, E x 1, R x 2, T x 4 serve
Fluffy dream: - Q x 3, E x 3, S, serve
// [On a hacking pilgrimage][15/34]
Brandtini: - Q x 6, E x 3, T x 1, S, serve
Zen star: - Q x 4, W x 4, E x 4, R x 4, T x 4, A, serve
APARTMENT !!SAVE YOUR GAME HERE!! (VERY IMPORTANT) SHOP {BUY: Kira Miki Poster [PAGE 1 UPPER]}
Day 17 // Big beer: - Q x 2, W x 4, E x 2, R x 4, T x 8, Serve
Moonblast: - Q x 1, BLEND, Q x 5, E x 1, R x 1, T x 2, A, serve
Piledriver: - W x 3, R x 3, T x 4, serve
Piano woman: - Q x 5, W x 5, E x 2, R x 3, T x 3, S, serve
Tea (Special)
Sparkle star: - Q x 2, E x 1, S, serve
BREAK /
Bleeding jane: - W x 1, BLEND, E x 3, R x 3, serve
Brandtini: - Q x 6, E x 3, T x 1, S, serve
Flaming Moai: - Q x 1, W x 1, E x 2, R x 3, T x 5, RESET, Beer: - Q x 1, W x 2, E x 1, R x 2, T x 4 serve (You don't have to serve this flaming moai in order to get the third secret client, as long as you make it, reset and make a beer, it works. If you do serve the Flaming Moai I don't think you get the bonus.)
// [A different breed of cat][16/34]
Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
Brandtini: - Q x 6, E x 3, T x 1, S, serve
// [I feel like an adult][17/34] // [Focus!][18/34]
Day 18 //
Beer: - Q x 1, W x 2, E x 1, R x 2, T x 4 serve
Bloom light: - Q x 4, E x 1, R x 2, T x 3, A, S, serve
Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
Piano man: - Q x 2, W x 3, E x 5, R x 5, T x 3, A, Serve
Piano woman: - Q x 5, W x 5, E x 2, R x 3, T x 3, S, serve
Gut Punch: - W x 5, R x 1, S, serve
Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
BREAK / Gut Punch: - W x 5, R x 1, S, serve
Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
Big beer: - Q x 2, W x 4, E x 2, R x 4, T x 8, Serve
Big beer: - Q x 2, W x 4, E x 2, R x 4, T x 8, Serve
// [Employee of the month][19/34]
Day 19 //
Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
Watch the credits!
Endings //
// [Tim's Curry][20/34] // [Dorothinquisition!][21/34] // [Listen to my song!][22/34] // [Sisterly bonding][23/34] // [And now, for something completely different…][24/34]
// Finish the game [Please come again][25/34]
MAKE NG+ SAVE
GO BACK TO DAY 17 SAVE
APARTMENT NANOCAMO {BUY: EVERYTHING EXCEPT 10K RAD WALLPAPER (It's not required.)} (IMPORTANT NOTE: Purchase Nanocamo tables first, from most expensive to cheapest. Then do the same for the walls. This is required for the Cyberfunk achievement as you will end up having the correct wallpaper and table together this way.) // [Living with style][26/34] // [Cyberfunk][27/34]
RELOAD SAVE //
APARTMENT SHOP {BUY: EVERYTHING } // [So unnecessary][28/34]
Now, you must click on the console in the bottom right of your apartment and beat "Model Warrior Julianne".
// [Hey Jules][29/34] // [In the name of beauty!][30/34]
Continue playing through to the end again to get the bad ending.
Day 17 - Beer: - Q x 1, W x 2, E x 1, R x 2, T x 4 serve
Beer: - Q x 1, W x 2, E x 1, R x 2, T x 4 serve
Piledriver: - W x 3, R x 3, T x 4, serve
Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
TEA (Special)
Sparkle star: - Q x 2, E x 1, S, serve
Break - Bleeding jane: - W x 1, BLEND, E x 3, R x 3, serve
Brandtini: - Q x 6, E x 3, T x 1, S, serve
Frothy Water: - Q x 1, W x 1, E x 1, R x 1, S, serve
Big Cobalt velvet: - Q x 4, R x 6, T x 10, A, serve
Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
Beer: - Q x 1, W x 2, E x 1, R x 2, T x 4 serve
Day 18 -
Beer: - Q x 1, W x 2, E x 1, R x 2, T x 4 serve
Bloom light: - Q x 4, E x 1, R x 2, T x 3, A, S, serve
Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
Piano man: - Q x 2, W x 3, E x 5, R x 5, T x 3, A, Serve
Piano woman: - Q x 5, W x 5, E x 2, R x 3, T x 3, S, serve
Gut Punch: - W x 5, R x 1, S, serve
Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
Break - Gut Punch: - W x 5, R x 1, S, serve
Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
Big beer: - Q x 2, W x 4, E x 2, R x 4, T x 8, Serve
Big beer: - Q x 2, W x 4, E x 2, R x 4, T x 8, Serve
Day 19 -
Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
Sit through credits again.
// Bad End [Cozy hell][31/34]
Load your NG+ save!
// [Welcome back!][32/34]
Day 1 //
Piano man: - Q x 2, W x 3, E x 5, R x 5, T x 3 A, Serve
Big beer: - Q x 2, W x 4, E x 2, R x 4, T x 8, Serve
Big beer: - Q x 2, W x 4, E x 2, R x 4, T x 8, Serve
Big beer: - Q x 2, W x 4, E x 2, R x 4, T x 8, Serve
Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
Sugar rush: - Q x 2, E, serve
BREAK / Moonblast: - Q x 1, BLEND, Q x 5, E x 1, R x 1, T x 2, A, serve
Cobalt velvet: - Q x 2, R x 3, T x 5, A, serve
Flaming Moai: - Q x 1, W x 1, E x 2, R x 3, T x 5, serve
Piano man: - Q x 2, W x 3, E x 5, R x 5, T x 3 A, Serve
Brandtini: - Q x 6, E x 3, T x 1, S, serve
APARTMENT SHOP {BUY: Everything on page 3}
// [Hit the jukebox][33/34] // [Jill of all trades][34/34]
Congratulations, your run should now be complete!
