to do getfired percent, you have to shoot cave. just shoot him and he will dialogue for like 30 seconds, shoot him again and you stop the timer right as he said 'you're fired' because he goes like "blah blah end my suffering you know" and then right there he says you're fired easy

Go to every level, get all the power ups, leave the level, go to the next, get those powerups, and repeat. This could be challenging and put a twist on the regular win, win, win, win, win, speedruns!

(also ur stinky go take a shower)