@IvoryIvory how’s that video coming along?

it's not. im a busy man nowadays. i'll read it eventually so dont you worry

Ivory hype

No

bread

i have the sudden urge to also record myself reading all 102 pages

Id like to see that.

currently at page 30, still got a way to go

EDIT:
Page 50 woo!!
as some of you may be wondering for the copy n paste long posts i will just skim through the etir thing like the bee movie script but for most lengthy ones i will be attempting to read correctly, but my head hurts and im losing my voice

EDIT 2:
PAGE 60
kill me.

EDIT 3: PAGE UHHH 75 YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

im okay.

EDIT 4: PAge 90

im doing fine :]

EDIT 5!!!: PAGE 102 IM DONE FUCK THSI WOSNMNSW

1 hour and 44 minutes of recoding time.

have this image as proof so far cause my interet speeed sucks

wow. posting on yout of the ube
(btw this was all in one sitting)

i did the funny.

no

that 1 hour and 44 minutes was worth to hear bob hiken say no

you didn't do it right

@IvoryIvory never meant to, it was mainly a endurance test i tried to read as much as i can, from what ive read, youre gonna split it into multiple sections and isnt gonna be in a entire sitting like what i did, it wouldve taken me well over 8+ hours to read all the copypastas in a single sitting, which is something im not gonna do.

With all respect i can understand the point of me not doing it right, as i did just skim through the insane amount of copypastas, and i look forward on you reading the entire thing, but for now im satisfied with what ive done :]
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also something i should note: not making this a competition to who can read it first, my attempt was just completely for the fun of it cause i felt like it

Kai. why

i was joking, and what you did is impressive enough and im not trying to undermine it, it probably came off that way

i think it's probably possible for me to do in one session, there isnt too much in terms of the super long posts and most are one or two words

we cooould make it a competition... DBTC%?

maybe we coouuld, though it may be a little unfair since you seem to be much busier than me
and if we do decide to do it, would we shoot for a entire single session of just reading, or would we cut it into sections?

well if it's just a general speedrun itself it is up to the runner

fair enough, i do think i have capacity to do it if i read 10 pages a day.

the hardest page is just page 16
the rest are fine copypastas to read out when you arent losing your sanity every minute that ticks

and the bee movie script should only take as long as a hour to read entirely if reading at a normal pace, not the pace read in the actual movie (which is the reason it ccaught me so off guard to the point i didnt care to read it)

same thing with the 2 longest copypastas ever post

Around 4 years ago, I read the bee movie script in like 45 minutes with a small break iirc so it really isnt that bad
thankfully, no war and peace