Why I should be mod

1. I'm very cool
2. I was 2nd to speedrun this game
3. Say for example that someone submits a run at 9:00 pm, in EST or CST or other American time zones. The current mod, who lives in Scotland, can't accept the run till tomorrow, because he's asleep. But bc I'm American, I can accept the run.
4. I swear to god I won't do anything bad; Abuse my power

I'm only half joking