Dear AlphaWalker2, I would like to thank you for letting me know about this strategy, as it now managed to help me get a top 5 time! you truly have changed my life, and i am now a believer of the autobhop rumour.
i🖖 have come💦 to the conclusion🤔 to ban all runs🤗 that might be using this weird auto jump hack /trick🥸👿😈. my dad 🥶works at karlson 😌,so ill even go as far to tell him to ban😈🤬 them from karlson. 💀💀💥
@jannik323 i🖖 have come💦 to the conclusion🤔 to ban all runs🤗****
Dear AlphaWalker,
It's been over 70 days. I've grown to create some sort of addiction with using this discovery of yours. My life has been tumbling down a vertical hill ever since i tried to use that god damned discovery. my wife, my kids, my parents, my siblings. All of them have cut me out of their life. Please, mr. Walker, help me get my life back on track. I really need your help right about now.
Dear Alphawalker2,
77 days ago, I've become addicted to this "drug". However a problem has taken place.
cZar Void was right. They patched it. Mr. Walker, whatever will I do? i've grown an addiction so large i cannot just leave it behind. you need to find me an alternative strategy. anything, i'll do anything! i need to be able to auto bhop 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭vv
Starting June 12th, the leaderboards will be wiped and the newer version of Karlson will be required. Keyboard display and/or handcam will be required. If it's found you are using auto-bhop, your run will be rejected.
(real) I've made a video announcement for it : ()
Oh no. I don't know what I'm gonna do if I'm required to use a hand cam for Karlson. I actually use my feet to play Karlson and use my hands to do unspeakable things while running Karlson. If I have a camera on my hands I don't think I'll be able to upload my runs to youtube😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
108 days, Mr. Walker2. I have lost all hope in humanity. I've been trying to contact my children but they do not want to talk to me. Why, you may ask? These animals do not understand the beauty of the automatic bunny hop in Karlson. It opens a third eye, in a sense. But these mortals do not understand this. They think i'm a sort of "junkie" while i am opening a portal into the dimension of all the hopper bunnies. I am ever so close to opening this portal, but i need compensation. $1,5000,000 to be exact. may someone help me? to show and ridicule these IDIOTS that think that my addiction is for nothing. I will come back one day. I will prove you all wrong. GOD PRAISE THE HOPS!
Dear @jannik323, Approximately 4 months ago you asked me a very serious question, a question of which I could not answer without proper experimentation. "Does it also work if I have no forehead?" I took it upon myself to look into the matter. For science. It has been a long, cruel, mostly agonising recovery period, but today I am here to share with you, my discoveries...
Nah
Dear AlphaWalker2, Thanks to your new discovery, I was able to break sirtymoo's Any% full game record. Thank you so much ♥
Karlson is going to have a tournament! This year we're counting with 32 competitors - 4 times the amount of last year's tourney! All matches for round one have been scheduled as follows (all times are in the GMT timezone):
- 2:00 PM @VenusPower vs @Binship
- 5:00 PM @sirty
