As of today, we have banned the use of this "B-hop" tech because its too OP
BREAKING NEWS: B-Hopping has been reenabled as of the 19th of April until the 24th. Make use of this limited time gamemode, and enjoy!
Only this thread is allowed to be revived until the end of time
- makes a forum
- talks about a feature everyone knows about
- when asked to elaborate, leaves
the true karlson goat
Dear Alpha Goodison Walker the Second;
It's been 6 months. I have grown, sure. But i still feel like i have been missing some serious points that I've been avoiding since you've doomed me with this project.
Why me? Of all people, you decided to choose me to propagate your truth. I have been tasked with an impossible mission to free these void-knowers into a realm of automatic bunny hops. However, my portal has failed. over, and over, and over. I started to convinced myself; you may have set me up for failure. But i remained strong, I held on despite my doubts.
But recently, you left me in the dark. I stayed lost. I kept trying to find the light at the end of the tunnel, however, each time. A firefly.
A glimmer of hope. All I ever needed, all I need to fulfill my project. But my taskmaster stays silent; have I failed my test?
A test I've been given, by those beyond my realm. Those who know, yet don't speak. Those who inform, yet don't teach.
I teach those who seek to learn, yet they seem to understand. If I do not, does it make me a poor teacher?
A poor man whispered to me, this evening. "Have you ever felt a glimmer?" A glimmer of light? Sure. Those who spread false hope. A glimmer of truth? I have yet to find.
Weekends spent working like coal miners, weekdays spent pondering like the rich. A full moon to experiment, the portal, unopened.
My light inside, a firefly, left unspoken. Left to rot, unlike your great mind, that seems to be turning its cogs almost subconsciously.
Yet your mind doesn't allow for itself to speak. Speak to me. My ember, cracking.
The fireplace, left crackling, the remnants of a once healthy tree, now charred, left to cool. Left to die.
I ask for forgiveness, just one more time, for I have failed. I haven't fulfilled your prophecy, yet I feel I have done my job. Your job.
Karlson is going to have a tournament! This year we're counting with 32 competitors - 4 times the amount of last year's tourney! All matches for round one have been scheduled as follows (all times are in the GMT timezone):
- 2:00 PM @VenusPower vs @Binship
- 5:00 PM @sirty
