The CPUs and game were mad, I swear. That's why I got "Mario Kart'd" during Animal Crossing Land in addition to having RNG choose its wintry version.

Heck, I got FOURTH that race. :P

Splits: Baby Park GCN - 1:37.22 Cheese Land GBA - 4:18.78 (2:41.76) Wild Woods - 6:52.20 (2:33.42) Animal Crossing Land - 9:35.06 (2:42.86)