Any% (Bad Ending)

• Pick up herb, head through left door

• Pick up club, head into temple

• Get gloves in chest, back out

• Go up stairs to the right and drop off onto path

• Drop onto other path on left and grab boots

• Head up wall to get helmet then drop off and head to shop

• Sell club, helmet, boots, and gloves

• Buy Morning Star and 3 herbs

• Head back out to starting area while equipping morning star and herbs

• Head left, use herb

• Stay right through bug field

• Grab antidote

• Head to near corner of farthest house and attack through wall near window (2x, 1 partial

• Head straight up stairs, attack door and grab shroom

• Go through door and attack tree using door as shield (5x, 1 partial)

• Get item and head back to bug field

• Kill a bug to get fire crystal then go in temple and through door

• Equip crown thing and use/equip fire

• Head right up stairs and talk to thief

• Look right and fireball crystal thing on ledge and fall down, pick up crystal

• Head slightly right to spider web door

• Use shroom and fireball door to go through

• Go through first webs, use crystal

• Go right, right, straight, through door, straight, through door

• Kill archer with 1 fireball and mace, quick mace hit to kill bug

• Go through left door and get helmet thing

• Get passed 1st asshat and get fire crystal on right

• Pass asshat #2 and get triangle key on left

• Through big doors and stay left through door

• Grab shroom on left then continue staying left

• Use shroom and go through door

• Kill archer and bug, head back and go left

• Kill shrooms with fire and mace, use fire crystal during 2nd fireball

• Go through door and use antidote

• Continue straight through door, stay left and use key for bridge and cross

• Stay left and cross bridge to go straight through door

• Head left, upstairs, straight upstairs, left door

• Head up staircase to top and through doors

• Stay left, then right at giant statue

• Head into right cave, then left, right through green crap

• Pick up needle and head back outside

• Place needle in giant statue, turn around to talk to? lady at fountain, go through doors

• Stay left through doors, down staircase, continue left, right, left up stairs

• Pick up guards in first coffin, go straight

• Pick up key in first coffin up stairs

• Head back out and go left through doors

• Sell crown thing, buy 99 herbs and 99 potions

• Head back out to top of stairs, head straight through soldier lineup and go left after door

• Head into trap room, wait for fire to stop on right statue, grab thing

• Head back to circle on ground and use thing

• Take marker then leave area

• Head right past alien creature, attack 2nd creature, then go right upstairs, over bridge

• Stay right at first intersection, then slight right uphill past light statues

• Continue right into stone doorway then drop down to left and through door

• Go right, left then upstairs, right, into room, place marker

• Go back out then straight through first door on right, door on slight left, across gap

• Continue straight, stay right after door to get rapier

• Go over small bridge and go right up stairs

• Stay left all the way up, go through door on right

• Head right after door, head up hill with monster on top

• Go along ledge, first opening on right

• Stay left, along ledge with lava on right, equip rapier

• Kill demon (right fist, fireball: stay close; center, fire breath: juke; left fist, melee: back up)

• Go back, cross bridge on left

• Stay left and use thing

• Turn around and go straight, left after archway

• Walk in lava, healing every second and go left

• Take doors straight ahead

• Take right downhill, left downhill twice and door

• Take doors on right

• Stay left along ledge and take door on left

• Stay left, back right into cave, left

• Buy Knight Helmet, Leather Chest, Greaves, Crossbow, 99 bolts, fill up herbs, and 4 roots

• Equip armor and head back out and go left into fiery arrow death hallway, take door on right

• Stay left and take door, continue straight

• In big room go through big stone gate

• Stay right past gate then left, right past torch

• Stay right around lighthouse, pick up necklace

• Equip necklace and crossbow, head back out of cave until big room

• Go up stairs on left constantly healing, continue straight, avoiding lizlafos

• Go left and take door straight ahead, continue left

• Take out SNAAAAAAKES with crossbow and 1 fireball, gradually going in between them

• Fall down left SNAAAAAAKE hole, go in direction of other SNAAAAAAKE, then straight

• Stay right through door then across the room and take minecart

• Fire bolt while in small tunnel?

• Go through door: right, left, fire bolt to top of cliff, get eggy, get out

• Walk on rail back up, take minecart in center and door on slight right

• Stay left after door, use eggy on door and get take out from guy

• Take door on his right, up stairs, then across the room

• Get cleaver, back down stairs into hallway

• Go right past Koffing and up right stairs

• Stay right past Koffing, use? Box on wall

• Drop down, turn around, continue through open iron gate

• Head straight and take a swim, go up stairs and ross bridge on right

• Take left door, go all the way down and take straight door

• Trudge through fart gas going left around structure healing when need be

• Drop down one level of circular, then rest of the way

• Go right after door and head through deadly gas

• Use potion partway through, then head right

• Go up dragon skeleton and head into dark cave

• Let dialog pop, back up, and kill 4 skeletons on ledge

• Equip cleaver and kill reaper

• Head to dark altar and place idol

• Fall

• HOLY ASSFACE THIS PLACE IS SPOOPY

• Turn around and head: left, right, left, right, left, straight, right, right to go uphill

• Head left around demon spawn that will maul your face over bridge

• Stay right and hit fleshbag-thing-guy, going back up (no need to wait for stamina) (3x)

• Stop time at last hit