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  olo_iliolo_ili

1: the immortals must be rich, their skates, suspenders and accessories are pure gold.

"...To put that into perspective, an average pair of roller skates weighs between 2kg-5kg, with most skates weighing in at about 3kg." (https://www.rollergirl.ca/misc/roller-derby-wheels.html)

his roller skates (5kg / 5000grams) 5000g of pure 24k gold is worth about $207,187.40 USD (http://onlygold.com/Info/Value-Of-Gold.asp)
his skates are way better than combos fake ass chain.

2: He can jump further; after a lot of testing and trial and error, we have concluded that immortals jump ~.3 meters further than ANY other character.

3: They are the oldest character so they have the most experience / skill. Immortals are ancient, they have been skating for way longer than any other new gen gang. The only reason why they do 1 air trick is because they are hiding their abilities, I've seen the in game stats and de-coded the hidden stats page, turns out they know loads more tricks than any other character. Sega didnt code in the extra tricks because they were too afraid that the Immortals would be too OP and no one would use anyone else.

4: Aerodynamics. The Immortals have paper attached to their face to add aerodynamics. It helps with staying stable in the air and does increase speed in air by ~2 mph.

5: They are the strongest character in the game. Remember how i mentioned the pure gold skates and pure gold bracelets earlier? They are able to pull off all these extra tricks and jump further with these skates that are so heavy. They must be the best! Such a strong and expensive character!

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  TwoWorldsTwoWorlds

LOOK

LISTEN

I am going to DESTROY all your points:

1. "1: the immortals must be rich, their skates, suspenders and accessories are pure gold. "

This is completely false. It's obvious that the Immortal's entire "golden" wardrobe is fake. Gold doesn't exist in the timeline that JSRF is set in. This is proven by the fact that there are no Criticaloid Meme Videos (tm) in JSRF.

2. "2: He can jump further; after a lot of testing and trial and error, we have concluded that immortals jump ~.3 meters further than ANY other character. "

Pots actually jumps farther

3. "3: They are the oldest character so they have the most experience / skill. Immortals are ancient, they have been skating for way longer than any other new gen gang. The only reason why they do 1 air trick is because they are hiding their abilities, I've seen the in game stats and de-coded the hidden stats page, turns out they know loads more tricks than any other character. Sega didnt code in the extra tricks because they were too afraid that the Immortals would be too OP and no one would use anyone else. "

It's been proven that the Immortals are just the Egyptian culture equivalent of a weeaboo.

4. "Aerodynamics. The Immortals have paper attached to their face to add aerodynamics. It helps with staying stable in the air and does increase speed in air by ~2 mph. "

The papers only add on like .1 mph of speed variability but with a strong headwind that can be decreased even farther

5. "They are the strongest character in the game. Remember how i mentioned the pure gold skates and pure gold bracelets earlier? They are able to pull off all these extra tricks and jump further with these skates that are so heavy. They must be the best! Such a strong and expensive character!

Since the gold skates are proven to be fake, they may as well be the weakest character.

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  olo_iliolo_ili

they need to add a dislike post option to speedrun.com

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