For the Any% speedrun, you want to choose all dialogue options that skip missions. These are the options you should choose in order:

1. Marvel, skip bathroom fight
2. Go to work
3. In the park with the elderly, the dialogue choice does not matter
4. Go back to the office
5. Dialogue choice with your boss does not matter
6. May want to keep that to yourself
7. Your chili sounds disgusting
8. That would be ridiculous
9. In the western level, dialogue choice does not matter
10. No thanks!