I have no clue if this was a speedrun.com global mod or some sort of divine intervention, but it was unjust and came with no warning. As a former (and well deserved/earned) super mod, I demand an explanation.

a tear in my eye...

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Even I the one who gave you this sacred theme!

I am shocked and appalled at the audacity of the global mods. Each and every one of those mods, myself included, did an outstanding job. I demand an explanation.