I think a really interesting fastest death speedrun would be the Pet The Vegetables April Fools v0.99 speedrun; it would be fun to actively try to dodge the spears for more than 5 seconds straight.

I see runs for v0.63's April Fools on the website, but not the version that both v0.81 and v0.99 have. Is this for a specific reason, or has nobody noticed yet?