aliexpress might sell physical carts still. if not, a flash drive will do the trick.

the person from guam is a legend don't talk stuff about them

AFAIK this would be a Lays Stax% run unless 3DS is able to emulate the game to a T, which means lag frames and such. If you can post a run we'll most likely be able to figure out where it belongs.

if there's any difference, the people who TAS'd the game would have noticed, probably. afaik, there are no timing differences in the menu wobbling cancel based on the level you complete.

big if true

Lowest amount of pringles popped to finish the level.

Did you actually scream during the run? Saves a bit of time overall.