(reupload from the guide i posted last week)

i have a 6:40 run that is currently in verification so I'm gonna teach y'all how to run the game :]

1. the second you start the run, point your hand to the right. you'll need to press the f12 (floor 12, this is how they will be formatted) button as fast as possible.

2. Put the jacket on the mannequin, grab the mug, then go to f4.

3. Fill up the mug with coffee, then grab it and take it to f6.

4. Wake up the jackhammer guy with the coffee, grab the key he was holding, then go to f5

5. grab the shovel that falls on the floor, then go to f2.

6. use the key to open the gate, then use the shovel to dig out the skull. grab the skull and the broken shovel, then go back to f5.

7. throw the skull at the jackhammer, then go to f3.

8. Make the shovel into a torch by throwing it into the lava, then go to f5.

9. burn the snowman. burn him. then collect his remains (should be top hat and shoe #1) and the torch, and head to f12 again.

10. put shoe #1 on the mannequin, then head to f4 (part 1 is done!)

11. burn the rope on the vent with the torch. the plant should give you a dollar. go to f9

12. give the pig gentleman his top hat, then a dollar. he will give you a coin. go to f11

13. place down the coin, then head to fL (lobby)

14. pick up the coin, then go to f7.

15. give the coin to the gumball machine, and he will give you a red gumball. wait for the animation to finish, then go to fL again.

16. place down the gumball, then head to f11.

17. grab the gumball, then head to f8.

18. Roll a strike, the alley will give you a brick and a magnet gun. Head to f6 with both of the items.

19. throw a brick at the window, then watch the jackhammer guy and the skull jump out of the window. I'm not kidding, this actually happens. go down to f2

20. after the jackhammer runs along the grave, pick up the green gumball that the gumball machine spits out, and his goggles (in that order, very important. If you don't pick up the goggles you WILL drown). head to fL

21. Place down the gumball, then head to f11

22. Pick up the gumball, then go to f10.

23. use the magnet gun on the cowboy (cowrobot?? idk) to grab the button to fB (basement).

24. point at the cowboy with no items in your hand. when his arm claw thingy enters the elevator, go to f9. You will need this later.

25. Give the pig gentleman the gumball. he will chew it up. pick up the gumball, then head to fB.

26. this is where you need the goggles. if you didn't pick up the goggles earlier, your run is over. Let the water fill up the elevator, then go to f4.

27. spill all the water onto the plant. he will grow a giant flower.

28. quickly head to f5, then f6, then f7. there will be a flower there where you can place the chewed up gumball.

29. wait for the bee to step on the gumball, then grab shoe #2. head to f12. (part 2 is done!)

30. put shoe #2 on the mannequin, then head to f5.

31. use the magnet gun to attract the frozen meat, then use the arm claw to grab a piece of it. go to fB.

32. locate a fish as fast as you can, then attract it with the frozen meat. go to f3.

33. the fish will swim up the helmet for you, and then you can grab it. head to f12.

34. put the helmet on the mannequin. (you have nearly completed the run)

35. spam the ? button until it presses, then wait until the rocket button appears above you. spam it until it presses.

36. once you have pressed the rocket button, you can stop your run.

apologies if I got any of the floors or steps wrong, feel free to correct me. with this strat, even an amateur can get 7:XX.

• JMii :]

i absolutely love this game but idk how to time a vr speedrun (please teach me)

gg :)

GG! I know you’re gonna push through to first someday!

Woo! You did it! Human limit!! GG! Have fun at the top of the leaderboard for the rest of time :)

wow. That’s really fast. Congratulations!

Can’t wait to see you improve in the future! Good luck with future runs!

talk to the hand

hello

:) no problem

I like to make music in LMMS. It’s not very good yet, but I’m learning. I’m also planning to make a video essay about television in the UK, I already got the script done.

Great run!

wow. Awesome movement, impeccable timing, you’re crazy good at this!

maybe try old web games like This Is The Only Level as a starting point.

Hey, I’m JMii and my goal is to become a prominent member in the webgame speedrunning community.

I would love to post runs at the moment, but I won’t be able to until May 22nd 2026 for various reasons.

I don’t know what else to put here.

oh. Is Snail IDE (a Turbowarp mod) allowed for using?

Either 5 or 1 I don’t know what resets the count :/

Please do not the cat

is this possible on calculator?