I had a revelation on the toilet a fortnight ago about a new speedrun category for NSMBW, called PerfectRaphael%. This category would be done by two players using Mario and the Blue Toad, and it would start like a normal Any% speedrun, but this speedrun ends when you beat 1-3 while Mario is on Red Yoshi and Blue Toad is on Blue Yoshi. This occurrence of Mario and Blue Toad matching their Yoshi’s colors is called a Perfect Raphael. I really think this would be an improvement to the economic state of the world, and delay the heat death of the universe by at least an egg.

I had a revelation on the toilet a fortnight ago about a new speedrun category for NSMBW, called PerfectRaphael%. This category would be done by two players using Mario and the Blue Toad, and it would start like a normal Any% speedrun, but this speedrun ends when you beat 1-3 while Mario is on Red Yoshi and Blue Toad is on Blue Yoshi. This occurrence of Mario and Blue Toad matching their Yoshi’s colors is called a Perfect Raphael. I really think this would be an improvement to the economic state of the world, and delay the heat death of the universe by at least an egg.