PRiCERPG any % speedrun guide

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PRiCERPG Speedrunning For Schmucks

PRiCERPG SPEEDRUNNING GUIDE FOR SCHMUCKS by obscure PRiCERPG reference#8807 (slightly inspired by my good chap shelby's guide)

This gooder than good guide was written by the No.1 PRiCERPG player, who got the world record in the most recent version. Shoutouts to him (myself)

Keep in mind that i will not mention the obvious, You should go to the british man's guide for that.

Strategies below, boyssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hit both the new game button and your timer starting key at the same time (in my case it's the Ñ key).

You will only grab floppy disks so you can sell them, that will be extremely useful in the early game.

Get the hidden bolsa in the cave that you find harrison cabrero in.

Buy 2 stones, all of the water and all of the bananas.

Recover before fighting the crispy clown.

Remove Smugy from your party after defeating the crispy clown

Get Brucel

Get Johnnes

Get the present with the wet bomb and mbs in it.

Fall on top of balder to make the fight significantly faster

Buy a karate and a koke soda before giving all of your money to the XD clan.

Get the 2 bananas out of manguy's ass

Sell your Kamikaze's mission 

Proceed through the dungeon as usual

Get the buk fest (Save it for later, Use water for now.)

On the fight against the big gay guys have johnnes use stones, his high crit rate and damage will turn the fight into a cakewalk.

Use the horsen scroll

Go to the casino (Remember to sell all of your floppy disks!)

Get to the bingo room

Pray to the RNG gods and try to get A. Copper

Once you get him, replace SlimS with him.

Before going to the snow area, buy a dragon dildo (or a big dildo if you cannot afford the dragon dildo)

Equip it to Johnnes

Once again let the xd clan take your MBs

Do the npc hunting quest

Get the hidden MB bag in the cave with the soup guy

Buy the same stuff that you bought on the swamps

Sell the party members that you are not currently using for extra money

Get through the snow area as quick as you can

Have johnnes use stones against the random encounters if needed

Buy some pig fat

Only buy: 2 beefs, 2 buffets, all of the adrenaline and all of the reviving items. (Remember that the boxers can drop those items, so no need to rush it.)

Do the test (You should know the correct answers by now (; )

Go through the box area

Fight Dr. Brainsapp

Once you have all 3 codes, open the door (you should also know the answer by now)

Make sure that Johnnes is level 12 before fighting the press

Start the fight against the press by having johnnes use drama contagion

And whenever possible have pleb make a critical shake

After defeating the press give the glove to A. Copper

Use the car to leave the tower

Recruit FatGod (But do not equip him yet!)

On the desert make sure to buy as many healing items as possible, prioritize water.

Heal before fighting the sand guys

Remember to rely on double tail swipe crits and raging lecture!

Buy even more healing items

Once you get to the XD clan base, get the briefcase with items and then beat the shit out of the mandatory enemies

In the fight against the random XD clan guys, kill xerif first and then kill whoever the double tail swipe hits the most.

Start the fight against baldful and his goons With a critical shake and a drama swipe (drama contagion if you cannot afford the swipe)

Then start spamming double tail swipe to beat the shit out of all of them.

Reluctantly kill roberto (he is the best character in the game)

Buy a level recipe and give it to FatGod

Remove Brucel and let FatGod take his place

Buy happylls and healing items from barry

Go through sheddy's hideout as usual

Make sure you kill sheddy

Get the nexus tests done

FROM NOW ON YOU WILL PRIORITIZE DAMAGING ITEMS (Especially books and damaging items) AND LEMON PARTIES

Lower the bridge before going to the jungle so that you can go back to the jungle faster after the PETROLERA skip

Proceed through the jungle as usual

DO YOUR FUCKING BEST TO AVOID THE JOB ALL INs

Once you fix the ladder get the pickaxe

First you need to go to the PETROLERA 

Get the PETROLEO REFINADO

When the game forces you to go to the third floor just use the car keys

For an easy kongs fight you need to start the fight with a critical shake and a drama swipe or contagion

Once you have the PETROLEO REFINADO and the toulboox get the scissors

With the scissors you are going to fight the cannibals

Do the same thing that you did for the kongs, except that this time you will have johnnes use a roadroller after the cannibals are dramatized

Make sure you give the fullbody suit to FatGod so that he always outruns the final enemies

Buy as many books, roadrollers, happylls and lemon parties as possible for the final fight

Make sure your party is completely recovered

And time for the final fight!

For the first phase (the fight against contundito) you need to double tail swipe him until he dies. Make sure that Johnnes has over fifty TP before the second phase (the royal family fight)

First things first, use drama contagion and have pleb make a critical shake (And also use the richiki on contundito to lower his damage output!)

For the first turns only make johnnes throw books at van, since he has the highest crit rate on your current party.

After you kill van have johnnes throw books at ELMALO

After both van and ELMALO are dead you are going to target sheddy. (You can let the other party members throw damaging items now!)

When you kill sheddy, you will do the following: Have FatGod use lemon parties while everyone else throws damaging items (remember to leave the books and roadrollers to johnnes!)

And then voila! Your run is done.

End of guide.

If i explained it like shit (which i most likely did) you can just watch my runs and imitate me.

Name	Autor
PRiCERPG any % speedrun guide	trinketsnail 4 years ago
PRiCERPG Speedrunning For Schmucks	TheRealRobert 3 years ago