Glitches and Speedrunners are bolded. I am so sorry if I missed anyone; if you let me know then I will add them as soon as I can. Here it is:
Yo—strap in, we dashin’ through the galaxy, keep it tight, Jedi Survivor on the timer, every split feels like a fight. From Coruscant to Koboh, we glide with a runner’s art, Skip a door, clip a wall, shave a second off the chart.
We don’t “walk” when the frame says sprint, we bend the rules, Routing like a saber—clean cuts, no wasted tools. Crowd in the chat goes wild when the RNG turns, ’Cause every reset’s a lesson and every PB burns.
PBC to PBL, then PE—watch the camera whip, SNJ off the ledge, NFT, pNFT—one spicy flip. Money Clip, Money Push—stack the credits, never stall, Nuked Mantis, Dev Screen Skip, Airwalk—break the game, stand tall.
Mr. Benuto with Nolhanne—calm hands, fast tone, Majo24 with DragonHead—make Koboh feel like home. Cage and Ghost501 in the shadows, The Game Guy on the mic, Jiti with MeisterBAstrium—tight movement, slick like bike.
Parqer with Hylands—clean lines, no doubt, GarbageRNG with Saintmillion—still find the route. Pnash with JohnLeeSupertaster—menuing like a pro, SpeedIdol with Nukehead—turn the grind to a show.
Lenino and Kapibot008—inputs crisp, no lag, HDew04 with JokerWhoLaughed—make the chat spam “W” flags. Altaria234 with Nomik05—smooth like a glide, Jakai211 with Sleepinglight—perfect timing, perfect stride.
GregouzzTV with Tomatomato—humble but they snap, Ethel and Cloud Savage—make a new strat-map. Snickerz52 with Elink—hook the clip, don’t fail, ZipSpeedruns with Chill Bones—ice-cold pace, no pale.
Nice Teal with XeroHR—zero fear, full send, SamKIA with Karsten—hold the line ‘til the end. Sliceah with Fishpeople—slice the cutscene, slash the load, PlayTSB with RandomDoughball6—roll through every road.
Supernovelchips with Bl4keRex—space magic in the splits, Derpydragon15 with Loading—still hittin’ all the hits. Biggie Wig with Cosmicborne—cosmic pace, big grin, TomEL092 with MCJohnny117—tight tech, locked in.
BinksMagnus with Staubsta—steady hands, sharp diction, Eggselenteggs with Naixlg—crack times with conviction. Solarin52 with Diction—callouts clean, no delirium, And salute Zmoneytrain—raise the bar, that’s the theorem.
So when the Mantis takes off and the stopwatch starts to glow, We chase that perfect run like a star we gotta know. GGs to the squad—routes, resets, and love, Jedi Survivor speedrun family—may the frames be smooth above.
