Provocative title, I know.

Essentially, as a bit of a laugh, I thought it'd be great to do a any% washing machine run, but I require some help.

To unlock the washing machine requires BK to get to Treasure Trove Cove, unlock the sandcastle and take its requisite jiggy. Once this is done, completing Bottles' jigsaw mini-games will unlock the washing machine code wishywashybanjo which can then be entered at TTC.

Other than that, there appear to be no dependencies.

Ideally, what I'd like to do is get the absolute minimum amount of items as Bear and Bird. The thing limiting me right now is the note door after Mumbo's Mountain, as you can clip into TTC.

you need to collect these 50 notes there's noway to skip it and you need atleast 810 notes cause there's no 810 clip

Well, the point wasn't to complete the game with nothing, just to become a washing machine without getting anything unnecessary and then complete as much of the game as possible as it. I understand that I would de-transform at furnace fun.

Are there no lag strats like those used to get into TTC early? I don't mind if they're slow, the point isn't to go fast, it's to be the best appliance I can be.

In the end, notes aren't that bad, I just need to make sure I don't get any more than 50.

the ony thing you can do is having a good camera and poop a lot of eggs and yea just don't get more than 50 and it should be fine