This is a combination of my old route and niko's more optimized findings/route This is the route that both niko and myself used

Notes originally written by Speedwerd, updated by thegreatsirniko Start time on "New game" Say 'Bye Dad!' to Dad Talk to everyone, then Girl (1) SECOND No (2) FIRST I'm <name> (2) FIRST YES NOT YET... (7) SECOND Nope (2) End Kiss Girl, Go Home, Talk To Dad Leave, talk to Bantayan, get letter back (walk towards start of black bag) Go Home, Use letter on Dad Grab sweet potato from trash. Mail Letter (3) SECOND What is this place? (6) SECOND Leave me alone. (3) Good love letter? Walk until near orange thing in back, then kiss onion lady (80z) When onion lady first walks left, she won't hurt you. Use this to get close fast . Go Home

MOVING THE ROCK Tree for money Go to crosswalk, press it Retired Bucket (9am-11:15am) (80z) Look for frying pan Get a safety potato from behind Batayan's trailer Underground (1PM)33 (2) How are you? Champ (2pm - 3:10pm) (80z) Leave, go to park Look for frying pan Wash hands if needed (restores 3HP, try not to leave with less than 5 HP) Yodzilla (4pm - 5pm) (180z) (recommend you skip him) Toss Film Mr. Music Box (5pm - 6:25pm) (120z) (take it easy, you only lose time if you get hurt or miss him completely) Safety save at home just before 7pm (big time loss, only do for live run) Buy a funny cola Turtle Bath - get naked and sneak out (Costs 200z) Go to tree (Saves one second to do this before turtle boy) Turtle Boy (9pm to 10:30pm) (1000z) (You get 3 tries per run, kiss him on 3 to d ie and reset) Go to tracks INK Buy two Weekly and one Monthly Comic Get ticket to temple and Scarecrow Agony Man (10am - 12pm) (320z) Grab 700z from far right ? of graveyard Temple donate 500Z Hot Potato from Back Left of Temple Hasty Wizard (3pm - 7:50pm) (5z) Eat Speedupple Mr. Frog (4:30pm - 5:30pm) (260z) Toss Dictionary Talk to Monk - Where Do You Go? - Yes, I Do Grab Best Sweet Potato from ? next to bathroom Save Get to bench ASAP, Read Monthly Comic Twice Take Train to FBC Factory (7:30pm) Get ad from factory Ad Balloon (9:30 am - 1:30 pm) (1200z) Save game ¤Note¤ Leftmost ? gives Tires and Funny Cola. ? near colored bars gives hot sweet potatos and Gogo Comics. ? above the barrel gives tobacco and chocolate hearts. All ? have a chance to give big poopie (-6 HP) or huge poopie (-16 HP) ¤Note¤ Optional: search for tobacco or chocolate hearts directly above barrel (Big Poop ie does 6HP damage) If you kissed Ad Balloon on first landing, you have just enough time for a weekl y comic. Ride Train to Temple (2:30 pm) Use weekly comic. Take Train back to town (6:30 PM) Take Train to Scarecrow (7:30 PM) Talk To Sign. Wash hands if needed. Go Back To Town, give ad to Bantayan Buy gogo comic Use gogo comic twice at bench Check trash near Cop if you still need a frying pan Visit girl at Telescope, Sleep, level up to 5 (24 max HP) ¤NOTE¤ You need 10 kisses total to hit level 5, and this route has exactly 10. If you miss one, (Mr. Frog or Champ are likely) kiss Ms. Thick Glasses She appears in the lot in front of your house at 2:00am Save beforehand in case you miss, and watch for Dr. Dandy who appears at 1:30am ¤NOTE¤ ¤¤¤Get pass from mail¤¤¤ Old monk by crosswalk Sell tobacco, heart chocolate, Best Sweet Potato Buy another monthly comic and replace a weekly comic if you ripped one Buy Ticket to Scare Crow Field and Temple Take Train to Scare Crow Field (11:30 am) Sniper (9:30 am - 1:30 pm) (800z) Get radish from behind tower Put radish on stand. (skip man spider, he takes too long and is too useful for suiciding later) Monthly comic and weekly comic to midnight Wait for invisible man at crossroads, talk to him (-2HP) Invisible man near Average Guy stairs (-4 HP) Invisible man near Man Spider (-8 HP) Eat hot potato Invisible man near sniper stairs (-16HP) Invisible man near light (no damage) Invisible man near hay bales (3,000z) Get money from stand (900z+) Wash hands Monthly comic Kiss sniper (if you missed him first time) kiss target (11am to noon, takes 1hr to get to restroom) (1,100z) weekly comic Train to City (4:30PM) Get on train to Temple (5:30 PM) Graves: Takeda WHITE (other hole) Mouri BLACK (tracks) Uesugi WHITE (Criminal) Oda BLACK (Voo Doo) Toyotomi WHITE (Agony Man) Tokugawa (Main Guy Area) Weekly + Monthly Comic Buy ticket to FBC Factory Catch train to FBC Factory (7:30 AM) Walk into area -> Maybe Another Day -> Save (time consuming, consider skipping) Talk to her again -> Alright Let's Go X TRIANGLE O X 892 (1st) Large Blue Tarp 11:30 AM [Concrete] 893 (2nd) Blue Containers [Ladder] 894 (3rd) Green Barrel [Wrecking] 895 (4th) Next To Outhouse (Get gold Poopie for 2500z, need 19+ hp) Go to 564 Daniel (8pm - 11:50 pm) - Wait until he pops out of ground (1500z), Leave before 10pm even if you don't kiss Daniel 123 321 444 564 569 Robot King (1:30 am - 3:15 am) - Head Shake/Eyes Flash (3200z) (Check zenny at this point, plus leftover comics. You want 12,000 plus a weekly and monthly comic) Box Man (3:45-4:55) - Next To Boxes (Left, Wait there) (1200z) (skip if good) 564 get boss note Save, farm for gogo comics and tobacco if needed to reach 12,000z If you skipped Box Man, there might be time to use a comic here. Talk To Barrel Get on Train 6:30 AM Read gogo comic Get to temple and go inside -> Give Gong -> Talk To Gravestone Take Train To Town (10:30 PM) Use Gogo Comic Set alarm for 2:30pm Sell stuff at Cheapot (keep at least one weekly comic and one monthly) Buy Computer Try for frying pan Give love item to underground guy Last chance for frying pan Get Ticket To Scarecrow -> Head To Scarecrow (Around 3:30) Save game, scum for fridge (If trash can says "empty", use Man Spider to die) Go to dump, give alien fridge, computer and Frying Pan Use weekly comic, run back to tower 8:30 speak to him -> Ohagi -> Go to screen and use cola A: _ |||¤|||||| |¤|||||||| |||¤||||||  |¤|||||||| |||¤|||||| |||||¤|||| |||||||¤|| ||||||||¤| |||||||¤|| |||||¤|||| ||||¤||||| |||¤|||||| ||||¤||||| |||||¤|||| |||||¤|||| ||||¤||||| Play Go to Sign/Ms Iwata -> Sure, I do Monthly comic, Weekly Catch next train (8:30 am) Use montly or weekly comic once to advance time Go talk to Suzuki -> Show him the paper/ink/pen (get close) Repeat with last item THE END Go to Suzuki (across table) Write a love letter! -> Head to Undasura Park After cutscene -> Look into hole -> Look further Run down stairs -> through door First head/BIG lips/nose, eyes closed, mole under left eye Run down stairs to next area Select objection Michelle and Mrs. Plum (press next please to reach them) Michelle (Crazy Eyes)/ Mrs Plum (Runs Store) No further questions -> if michelle and mrs. plum have testified Last area, answer questions 828-8282 5:30 AM 11 Chickens 13 Cans 20 Years 122 lbs 14 Dream Girl 28 Policeman 29 Michelle 30 Batayan 37 Dr. Dandy 41 Julie 41 Leo 50 Goro 55 Cheapot 128 Mrs. Plum Arashiyama : Batayan Audience: Michelle Dog : Rocky Julie's Fan Club: Mr. Cheapot For... : Mr Cheapot Morning: Brush his teeth Name : Policeman O'Clock : Chicken Pole : Dan Yamada Rotating: Chopper Singer: Mr Cheapot Shop : Gold Fish Love Story : Fujio Fujita Teach: Social Studies Town : Mr Cheapot Go to next room -> Mail Letter at box Spam triangle after dialgoue Time ends when girl kisses you. World record notes: Obviously, fastest if you never save. Most important saves are before gogo comic and fridge so you can save scum.