Written notes for otonyshi's 1:28 run w/ glitches.

IMPORTANT NOTE: if you EVER take damage from a comic, heal ASAP. Unless you’re in Long Life Town or somethin, pretty much anything will OHKO poor boy, including another bad comic.

how to kiss buffer: press both square and triangle at the same time near a kissable npc, then your inventory should open up. with it open, eat an item that will damage you (i.e. wilted flower, heart breaker) then when you eat it, youll kiss and get damaged by the item at the same time. this allows you to walk around with a textbox open, disabling load zones

Timing starts on new game. Say 'Bye Dad!' to Dad Talk to everyone, then Girl (1) SECOND No (2) FIRST I'm <name> (2) FIRST YES NOT YET... (7) SECOND Nope (2) End Kiss Girl, Go Home, Talk To Dad Crosswalk button here Leave, talk to Bantayan (big tooth dude with purple suit and guitar), get letter back (tiptoe towards start of black bag) Go Home, Use letter on Dad Grab sweet potato from trash. Mail Letter go to the manhole near poor boy's house (3) SECOND What is this place? (6) SECOND Leave me alone. (3) Good love letter? Tiptoe until near orange thing in back, then kiss onion lady (80z) When onion lady first walks left, she won't hurt you. Use this to get close fast. Go Home. OUT ON THE TOWN Use a potato to make a Heart Breaker in the hospital with the big machine, make two if doing early suzuki. Do early suzuki, continue with instructions if youre not doing early suzuki. Crosswalk button Look for a Frying Pan and Cicada. wait until 1:05 pm for suzuki to open up, then check the manhole talk to suzuki across the table and choose the first option. go to the crosswalk. get the wilted flower from behind the dinosaur slide Get a frog near Julie's, if you didnt get a cicada from the trash when searching for frying pan. Go to Lover's tree to the west of town Check letter at tracks. Buy a ticket to WDT, and get on the train (9:00 Am-9:30 Am)

PASS OF A LIFETIME Kiss Buffer with conductor. YOU MUST BE AT 8/8 HP TO DO THIS. Conductor does 2 hearts, and heart breaker does enough to kill you from there. Get the comics and pass from outside WDT. For reference, the ? for where they are is right by the street that monk rides his bike on. After this, you will have 2 weekly, 2 monthly, 2 gogo, and 2 LTPs. Walk to Mr. Inoue, and talk to him about the gong. Talk to him again, and he'll give you the love ink. The ? near the street sets off a trigger for you to have given the monk the gong already, therefore completely bypassing the WDT storyline. Get the hot potato next to the temple. Kiss Hasty Wizard, and eat the Speedupple. Rush to the train station, and get the hot potato, and wash hands if needed. at around 5, use a gogo and monthly comic. Take a train to FBC. BECOMING THE BOSS Kiss buffer outside of FBC. walk around until you get oob, then walk straight down from the odd sign next to the train station. When the camera shifts, you'll have to wander around until you find the exit of the subway. Get the Boss Card. Wash hands. Talk to Mr. Saito. Take a train to WDT. Take a train to LLT using the WDT ticket, not the free pass. Take a train to SCF. Use a gogo comic. It should be about 8.00 am. Talk to Ms. Iwata. If oh have the time, get the best radish from behind the tower for another safety heal, and if you don’t use it you can sell it instead of the second lifetime pass, so you won’t need to buy a ticket Kiss Sniper. Kiss Target. (comes out at noon) Save at SCF. Grind for Fridge. Use Monthly comic. Get on train to LLT. Kiss Conductor. Gogo comic. Buy a funny cola. Sell both free passes, (or just one if it happens to work out that you have enough money already) and buy a computer. Go home, set alarm for 5:30 pm. show a love item to suzuki. repeat for second love item. use trash can to slow down time so that the girl gets out her telescope. use the telescope to see the UFO cutscene. Buy a ticket to Scarecrow. Take a train to SCF at about 7:00 pm. Show frying Pan, Fridge, and Computer to alien. Climb up the tower. When he hangs his head and shakes it, speak to him -> Ohagi -> Go to screen and use cola A: _ |||¤|||||| |¤|||||||| |||¤||||||  |¤|||||||| |||¤|||||| |||||¤|||| |||||||¤|| ||||||||¤| |||||||¤|| |||||¤|||| ||||¤||||| |||¤|||||| ||||¤||||| |||||¤|||| |||||¤|||| ||||¤||||| Play Go to Sign/Ms Iwata -> Sure, I do Monthly comic, Weekly Catch next train (8:30 am) Use montly or weekly comic once to advance time Go talk to Suzuki -> Show him the paper/ink/pen (get close) Repeat with last item THE END Go to Suzuki (across table) Write a love letter! -> Head to Undasura Park After cutscene -> Look into hole -> Look further Run down stairs -> through door First head/BIG lips/nose, eyes closed, mole under left eye Run down stairs to next area Select objection Michelle and Mrs. Plum (press next please to reach them) Michelle (Crazy Eyes)/ Mrs Plum (Runs Store) No further questions -> if michelle and mrs. plum have testified Last area, answer questions 828-8282 5:30 AM 11 Chickens 13 Cans 20 Years 122 lbs 14 Dream Girl 28 Policeman 29 Michelle 30 Batayan 37 Dr. Dandy 41 Julie 41 Leo 50 Goro 55 Cheapot 128 Mrs. Plum Arashiyama : Batayan Audience: Michelle Dog : Rocky Julie's Fan Club: Mr. Cheapot For... : Mr Cheapot Morning: Brush his teeth Name : Policeman O'Clock : Chicken Pole : Dan Yamada Rotating: Chopper Singer: Mr Cheapot Shop : Gold Fish Love Story : Fujio Fujita Teach: Social Studies Town : Mr Cheapot Go to next room -> Mail Letter at box Spam triangle after dialgoue Time ends when girl kisses you.

Note: some text, mainly the beginning and end, was nabbed from speedwerd and niko's notes, because I'm too lazy to write it all out lol