we are able to reach both Meta and Starsmiley. Communication is still a problem but I don't think it's worthy of this thread eternally being at the top.

curious what you have to say about this

https://www.speedrun.com/ta2 https://www.speedrun.com/trap_adventure

itll be fun i promise

mango had custom pronouns, and mods are racist = fair the words HE and FAIR are capitalized im pretty sure I know who it is though, and its not @1

@Oreo321 I didn't see that, but you can't suggest kirbymeme too many times

https://speedrun.com/kirbymeme

if you dont run this ill be very disappointed

The part that says "HE is FAIRLY" makes me think it might be @1 (had custom pronouns and mods are racist im pretty sure they are)

I don't think it is though. The mentions of alts and IP tracing stuff makes me think it's probably somebody who participated in the alt accounts thread.

Speedrunus annus

i like it

I made a thread a couple days ago describing in detail several useless glitches I found. Turns out one of them is actually useful...

...probably

If you haven't read the thread, you can place down a glitched boxman by press r+shift on the same frame (you can only place standing or sitting boxmen like this though). Placing this box won't take away from the number of boxmen you're allowed to place, so you can place 1 extra boxman. However, they despawn as soon as you place another boxman, at least that's what I though. For some strange reason, glitched boxmen only despawn some of the time, so you can place down a glitched and normal boxman (you can't place down more than the normal maximum though. Placing down 3 boxmen in a level with a 2 boxman limit will always despawn the glitched one). In level 6, you can place a standing glitched boxman and then a running one. Wait on the platform for a couple of minutes, and you can finish the level with a boxman to spare.

the only thing the form asks for that an advertiser might want is email address, everything in the form looks legit to me. I've pinged starsmiley about it, but I think it's real. I'm not gonna fill out the form until I get a response though

unlike the other ads, there isn't a little x or google thing in the corner, so another reason I don't think its an ad

Sub 1:20 is impossible, if I got a run as good as my 1:24 with a faster cannon cycle, 1:23 is the limit. Getting a faster cycle requires doing a very hard 5 block vertical jump at the start, so it's gonna be really hard to get it

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Update: I've pulled off the ceiling zip in level 12, and I found another useless glitch.

If you land on the boundary of two spike blocks and place a boxman, you can place a standing boxman in midair.

I wont do that. I'm posting the full punchline on september 2nd

I want to thank everyone who is or was on site staff for all of the amazing things you did on this site. I can't thank all of you for every single thing you did, but I'd like to show my appreciation for some of you.

I'd like to thank @ShadowDraft for making the awesome guide that is stickied right now. I only read it after being on the site for well over a year, but at least I know how to embed links now.

I'd like to thank @Meta for accepting the game Grey-Box Testing onto the site (even though it should have been rejected lmao). He was also a huge help with setting up the categories and variable and themes. I was clueless about a lot of that stuff at the time, so I'm really thankful for that. GBT is the most popular and active game I moderate right now, and our community would probably be overwhelmed if he hadn't helped us out.

I'd like to thank @Seydie for making the game advertisment thread, and then continuing it after 4 years. She even ran two of my games, and it was really nice to see some activity in those games.

I'd like to thank @DarQ for being active and kind in the forums, and being one of the only site staff cool enough to join the bots deletion thread discord.

Seriously, I really appreciate all the work you guys did for us. Thank you so, so much

Edit: It appears that Meta is part of Elo now, so I guess I should also thank the other Elo staff, @starsmiley. Starsmiley has been super helpful with handling platform requests, moderation requests, and deleting bots. I'm super glad that both Meta and Star are site staff still, I'm sure they'll continue to do great things.

While messing around the other day, I discovered several glitches, all of which are unfortunately useless. Here they are:

#House Warp In huh? , there is a house, and once you get far enough inside the house to be seen in the far right window, the black text fades is. At the front of the house, there is an awning. If you jump at the right time into the corner of this awning, you clip into the ceiling and get pushed far to the right offscreen, triggering the credits about .2 seconds early. This sounds useful, but the any% run doesn't require you to play this level, so it would only be useful for a "100%" completion of the game. However, 100% completion requires getting the secret text on top of the house. I resized the game window and found that there isn't a wall on the right border of the screen, and house warp pushes you very far to the right, so the time warping saves is lost by needing to run farther to get out of the house and onto the roof.

#Ceiling Zip This glitch can be done in every level that has a tunnel with a low ceiling. I've only pulled it off in 4 and 10, but it can maybe be done in level 12 too. It's pretty precise and will take several tries to do. Get on top of the low ceiling, and then jump off the edge. Turn around and keep holding the direction. If you time it right, you will move into the ceiling a bit, and when you hit the ground, you will clip into it. When you clip into the wall, you instantly get pushed to the right edge of the ground and then fall through. You can use this to get out of bounds in level 10, but that has no use.

#12 OoB In level 12, when the boxman is powering the generator, step off the button a little bit after the platform starts moving. Run to the right and fall off the moving platform and it can push you off the screen. This is unfortunately useless, there is an extra spike offscreen that prevents you from getting under the spike floor early, and you almost always hit the death barrier.

#Screen Wrap In level 12 and 10, clipping out of bounds sometimes results in you warping to the top of the level and falling back inbounds. This happens when you move far enough out of bounds so that the death plane doesn't reach you, so instead of dying you teleport to the top of the screen.

#5 Zip When you walk off the starting platform in level 5, dropping down onto the bottom platform without stopping makes you clip into the ground, zip to the right of the screen, and then die. No idea why this happens, I've gotten more vertical velocity in other levels and haven't replicated it.

#Extra Boxman If you press shift+r at the same time in a level, you will be able to spawn a boxman without decrementing the boxmen counter in the top left. If you place down another boxman, the first one despawns, and everything goes back to normal. Sometimes they won't despawn though, but it seems you can't go above the boxmen limit. This would be very useful in level 12, however you can't place these glitched boxmen in the running or jumping state. You can make them sit or stand, but if you try to have them running they instantly die.

#Clear Save Data This glitch has no practical purpose in a speedrun, but is quite useful for people who play the HTML5 version, which does not have a clear save data option. On the level select screen, left click the X in the top right but don't let go of lmb. Release the button and press the spacebar at the same time, and all your save data will be cleared.

#Whitescreen Enter any level in the game, and then press the X in the top right corner. Once the menu is loaded, press R and the screen will go completely white, and you won't be able to interact with anything. This is not a game crash, however.

#Boxmen on Main Menu There are two ways to get boxmen on the main menu. Method one is to place boxmen like normal in any level, and then press the X in the top right. The level will disappear, but the boxmen will not, and they fall to their deaths.

Method two is to enter any level that lets you place boxmen, and then press X. On the main menu, press shirt and standing boxmen will fall from the top left corner of the screen. Method two also works when the screen is white, so that's how I know it isn't a game crash.

By clicking the play button very quickly, you can get the boxmen onto the level select screen, but not the levels.

#Resizing the game Okay, this IS a useful glitch kind of. Go to this website, and change the values in the url after "w" or "h" to be larger. This allows you to see beyond the boundaries of the level. You can also play in fullscreen on this site without watching an ad or buying a membership to coolmath. Just right click on the game window.

let's be nice to ivory for once, keep the fair chain going!

I already know that 3 boxmen is possible in both 10 and 11. The strat for 10 is the EXACT same as the normal strat with the slight difference of placing one boxman in the ~middle of the hole instead of two boxmen to the left and right. 11 is the only level with a unique strat for min boxmen.

Most cracked launchers are banned because they modify the game in some ways, but they can't recommend a specific cracked launcher to use because they are illegal.