I can’t stress this enough: when I say “this is the funniest post I’ve ever seen” I truly, honestly, and genuinely mean that. I know it gets said a lot as a hyperbole or whatever but I’m being 100% serious. I laugh so hard I cry and I have to use my inhaler because I start to have an asthma attack every single fucking time and I’ve read this five times now. I have never in my life laughed as hard as I have reading this.
@Pear I can’t stress this enough: when I say “this is the funniest post I’ve ever seen” I truly, honestly, and genuinely mean that. I know it gets said a lot as a hyperbole or whatever but I’m being 100% serious. I laugh so hard I cry and I have to use my inhaler because I start to have an asthma attack every single fucking time and I’ve read this five times now. I have never in my life laughed as hard as I have reading this.