Just wondering, how are you supposed to do the 0 shine category?

The only way I could think of is BLJing on the Shine Sprite statue to bypass the 30 star door...

Yeah that's basically what you need to do. Here's a lazily made video that shows the skip:

anyone gonna actually end up going for this?

@PaPanda probably someone who's willing to grind all day

I managed to do it in just under an hour and I figured out it was pretty easy to setup a semi-consistent angle about 30 minutes in.

Successful BLJ is at about 1:40 Now I just wait for verification lmao