Hello and welcome to this written tutorial about the most popular category of New Super Mario Bros. known as "Wrong Warp." The way the wrong warp works in this game can be very finicky at times. With enough of that out of the way, let me explain how to do a wrong warp in New Super Mario Bros. released in 2006 for the Nintendo DS.

1-1: In 1-1 you need to not slow down. If you do you're a fucking retard.

1-2: You need to grab the spring at the bottom of the map. Get a mushroom at the very start of the level and ground pound the last 2 sets of brick blocks at the start. In order to keep your momentum you need to get running speed on the ground where the spring is. Then you need to collect every star coin in the level. This manipulates memory address $6969 and $H420. Take the secret exit at the very end to go to 1-T where the wrong warp will take place

1-T: Die to the spikes near the checcpoint and then soft reset. This will wrong warp you into one of your files which you will then go to Bowser's Castle. If your file is already at BC you will be fast.

Bowser's Castle: Don't fuck up.

Thanks for reading this Wrong Warp tutorial for New Super Mario Bros. Why did I write this I need to go to bed.