Texas, USAit popped into my head someday
Deploy: Is your spawn good? I can't see. (Doom music noises 1) (Doom music noises 2) I bless you with speedrunner powah.
Headshots:
Great, now do more of those. One level closer! More! I want MORRRRRRE!!
Backstabs/Knifes:
You could've just used a gun. Gun. Is. Faster!! I know it's tempting, but you have to stop. Stop. Knifing. People!!
Demoted:
This is why you have to stop. Another round, another run. Come on, come on, RESPAWN!!! You lost a knife fight, didn't you?
Wins:
It's funny because I can't see your time, and I have to pretend it's good. And time! Ooh, that was a good one, or was it?
feedback pls
Just dropping a VIP for da homies (tho i might run out of bobux but we'll see)
yes i did speedrun one of those crappy modes, do you have a problem?
