it popped into my head someday
Deploy: Is your spawn good? I can't see. (Doom music noises 1) (Doom music noises 2) I bless you with speedrunner powah.
Headshots:
Great, now do more of those. One level closer! More! I want MORRRRRRE!!
Backstabs/Knifes:
You could've just used a gun. Gun. Is. Faster!! I know it's tempting, but you have to stop. Stop. Knifing. People!!
Demoted:
This is why you have to stop. Another round, another run. Come on, come on, RESPAWN!!! You lost a knife fight, didn't you?
Wins:
It's funny because I can't see your time, and I have to pretend it's good. And time! Ooh, that was a good one, or was it?
feedback pls
Recently we have started an official Arsenal speedrunning discord server where you can talk to other speedrunners and just normal players of the game. Feel free to join and talk:
