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Items can be in the inventory when returning to the questgiver. It automatically gives them to you

Humble Beginnings Grab a soda that’s right next to her and give it to her.

Deep Shit Ram him out of the shit

Iquest Lick an apple and put that into the marker around Steve Works. Repeat 5 times.

Goldfarmer 5000 Defeat 5 gold farmers (if one respawns somewhere, that counts as new) and speak to the lady again.

Big Endangered Game Hunter Kill 10 Dodo’s and talk to the questgiver.

The Mermaid Go to Glarblargle beach and pick up Melissa the Mermaid, who is standing near the Geyser. Grab her and go back to the Inn.

Kirkman’s Dirge Give him a Dirge. 2 locations of Dirges are in the northern most house of Twistram, on the balcony. The other one is in the northern most house in Elf-land.

Not the Bees Kick/punch/ram over 5 bee hives on the other side of the water. Making them bounce into each other does not mean the other one is broken.

Johnny Wants a Snack Bring Johnny Butter, sugar and a giant spoon. As a 3-parter quest, only the first item will glow unless you turn it in, then the 2nd and so on.

• Butter: The eastern most tent in the jousting tournament
• Sugar: The house north of the questgiver’s house has a little sugar pack.
• Spoon: The dwarf colony next to Glarblargle beach has a cart with giant spoons next to the entrance

Goat Enough Walk of the building and land in the water

Infiltration Jump in the catapult and shoot yourself into Twistram

Portal to Riches Get a DemonMasterLordOfDestructionKiller item, which is a 100% item drop from the demon in the square of Old Goat Mountain, and give it back to Dumbledoor the Grey. Note: This item only drops whenever the quest is accepted.

I Hate Bears Kill 10 bears and talk to the questgiver.

Transportation Security Get a crate, barrel, bucket or something similar and give it to the questgiver. These are commonly found indoors. Recommended is the one inside Steve’s barn. ¤Note: If you enter GoatWind without completing this quest, you may lose your whole inventory

Wizard Ascension Lick 20 units of either Mountain Dew or Doritos chips in GoatWind, and go back to the questgiver.

Party Trick Jump 5 times onto the switch

Salvation Put the guy in your inventory

Giant Pet Ant Defeat the Pet Ant

The Old Goat Menace Defeat the Old Goat in Old Goat Mountain and return to the King (questgiver).

Cart Repair Break the cart and run back to the questgiver.

Christian's Bale Give a haybale to Christian. These can be found near the gold farmers.

Dobomination Put 5 dodo’s (alive or dead, doesn’t matter) on the magic ring on the main field and return to the questgiver. ¤Note: These dodo’s needs to be out of your inventory. Optimal would be putting 4 or 5 in your inventory, and emptying them on the ring.

Money Talks Knock over the tower until the rich dude falls and bring him back to the questgiver.

The Sound Gather 5 mermaid eyes by killing mermaids.

Gullr Bougr Collect 10 hourglasses. These can be found all throughout MMO.

• 3 in the elf houses, 1 in each “tower”.
• 1 in the tent next to your spawn point
• 3 in Goatshire. (1 in house next to Kirkman’s Dirge, 1 in Johnny’s house, 1 in the house with the sugar pack).
• 2 in Twistram
• 2 in Old Goat’s room. 1 is in the giant bookcase, the other is in the miniature room above. Recommend is skipping that one. ¤Note 1: If you lose a hourglass, either get it by entering/exiting GoatWind or by restarting the map. This makes it possible to get an infinite amount of hourglasses ¤Note 2: I really recommend checking out the video, or accepting the quest before collecting them to get a general idea of their locations.

Just Around The Corner Store the questgiver in your inventory and bring him to the tavern in GoatShire.

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