niro you've got competition

ok jumpy sim man

i finally didnt make any major mistakes this time

when you run glitched, i'd recommend you use the stretched resolution glitch to save even more time, which you can learn about here https://www.speedrun.com/house_of_hazards/guides/saif7

bro thinks he's him

im four months late and i'd like to say i have nothing to add to this conversation

the lag makes this oddly satisfying to watch and i dont know why

i can do better than this dont judge me

i like the idea but the problem i see with it is it'll probably only end up getting like 2 runs submitted. however, ill ask.

they just stole this video from jakems channel lol

ok so i was testing this out apparently if you also press A at the same time as the other keys and do a helicopter motion you go a fair bit further but im pretty sure theres still no time saving potential

good run but keep in mind that dying adds 2 seconds to your timer, so try to minimize them

nice

maybe yeah

yeah 4.1 is the absolute maximum even in glitched runs

its RNG, you just have to get lucky with it where the sofa launches you over the remote before it can activate

how do people even find this stuff out

nice