After countless hours of relentless skibidi sigma edging to become the Rizzler King following the principles of the Hawk Tuahian method I have achieved a miraculous time of 2:05:58 in Xenoblade Chronicles 2: Torna, The Woke Country. After all these years i have finally achieved my prime sexual form, fastest Jin. at least, in the Petersonian sense. I have shown the radical left that I do not have a lack of work ethic, in fact, my extreme work ethic and my determination to achieve a perfected form of skibidi edging has finally delivered my magnum opus, my ''Sigma Skibidi Rizzler''. Thank you for watching.