So I didn't realize this, but I guess I had this uploaded publicly for over four years, and kind of forgot I did this?

My best guess is it was a case of "oh well, I'll do much better in the future", and I never went back to actually improve it, thus never showing it here.

Should've submitted it anyways - it's objectively better than nothing, but oh well, better now than never.

Also it's my birthday, so have fun with that.