Yeah uhm, I don't know how to speedrun. You don't have to do anything; I just want to be able to learn the basics about how to speedrun. If someone would, would they friend me and teach me how to speedrun? "CrSn8r" If not, it's fine. Thanks!

go fast

NO!!

snort colombian cocaine to go faster

​I do

Go slow

Be speedy and run

im being serious, will someone actually be able to teach me??

im not joking-

they aren't really joking, that's quite literally what you need to do.

strange drink.

learn how to get squid with drink and fish

and learn to squid drop

and most importantly be lucky

@ginggengun no!

sigh this is why we're making a guide video soon you guys are NOT being helpful!!!

whats a speedrun

когда спыдран

i hope you guys know this 'guide video' isnt coming anytime soon y'all are cooked